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Veer-Zaara

Malam ni aku tengok lagi Veer-Zaara.Oh....chenta sungguh dgn ShahRukh Khan!Hmm...I think that kind of man doesn't exist anymore.The one who is willing to swallow every bitterness just to ensure that the loved one is happy!Yg ramainya...hang nangih,nangih la...betui dak?Oh...dan kesekian kalinya aku feeling lagi?Oh...aku memang begitu..hehehehe
One of the part that ALWAYS made me cry...entah kenapa...aku emo...hoh... to watch the vid on YouTube,click at the Song Title

Do Pal

The caravan of dreams stopped for a few moments,
and then where did you walk off, and where did I?
This story of hearts lasted only a few moments,
and then where did you go, and where did I?
Was that actually you, or was it a ray of light?
Was that actually you, or was it a smiling flowerbud?
Was that you, or was it the rain of dreams?
Was that you, or did a cloud of joy pass overhead?
Was that you, or did a flower bloom?
Was that you, or did I find a whole new world?
The caravan stopped for a few moments,
and then where did you walk off, and where did I?
This story of hearts lasted only a few moments,
and then where did you go, and where did I?
Was that you, or was it a scent on the breeze?
Was that you, or was there color bursting in all four directions?
Was that you, or was it some light on the road?
Was that you, or was it a song echoing in the atmosphere?
Did I find you, or did I find my destination?
Was that you, or was it simply a moment touched by magic?
The caravan of dreams stopped for a few moments,
and then where did you walk off, and where did I?
This story of hearts lasted only a few moments,
and then where did you go, and where did I?

Hmm...

Oh SH**!I AM FRIGGIN' FAT!

Sometimes I felt that it is unfair that my picture in the tournament looked FAT!Hoiiii.....macam mana la aku jadi gemuk camneh?I still play quite well,cuma aku cepat PANCIT!!!!!!!!Ceshhhhh....Kena start serious buang lemak tok.....OH SUNGGUH DEPRESSINGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Somebody save me.....

We are.....2nd!!!!!Boleh-lah!!

So last nite was finally over,and the result was ok.We won the 2nd place!Aku tak bother pon nak hengat score ,yang aku tau,we managed to beat both X-Girls & 8Z...in err...a very short time!Buka pasai terer ka ape,tapi gamoknya pasal enjoy.Hadiah nya?Heh...masa main aku tak terpikir pun apa hadiah nya...tapi dah tau result ni baru terpikir apa hadiahnya?We'll see what it will be on Friday the 25th!Will upload the pics laterlah.Skang aku tgh MALAS!heh!

...9 yrs ago..in the month of April!

It was the last game of volleyball that I played,until LAST NIGHT!Yeayyy....Rinduku terubat jua.....
Last night,we had 2 matches.The 1st game was merely a warm-up session,us,The GoldMiner against The VolleyBabes.
1st Set:-VolleyBabes Won 25-24
2nd Set:-GoldMiner Won 25-17
3rd Set:-VolleyBabes Won 15-13
The second Game was us,Gold Miner against The Boo Red United
1st Set:-GoldMiner Won 25-18
2nd Set:-GoldMiner Won 25-19
OH I LOVE THE GAME!
Will be playing again tonight.Good Luck Volleyballers :-)

I DROVE that Gen-2..

20th April 2008
Went to Datuk Kawada Indoor Stadium for volleyball training!Oh...how I missed the era..I was the player,I was the capitainnne...geddit?And that was why I was CURVY giler!ceh....that was 10 years ago...
So our team played for almost 2 hours,and I finished at 4.00pm.Out of the blue,dear hubby asked me to go to driver's seat and said:"You drive!"Hoh.....yeayy!!!!!!!!Seronok tak hengatt,.......yer....aku tak hengat pon aku blajaq pakei CLK....!Oh just in case you are wondering...CLK refers to Cute Little Kernchill!
Then the harsh reality struck me...oh God,this is one heck of a big car compared to the CLK!And it's 1.6 okk...!Well,I was nervous but ecstatic.So I reversed out of the parking...I must admit that it felt awkward!Nevertheless,I made a move,to the road...When I thought it should be over within SECA vicinity ( which was empty except for 2~3 cars passing by),he told me to drive UNTIL I SAID STOP!Alritey,so I just drove along Tabuan area,went to padungan ( instead of Jalan ada tol....hoh!that should be easier..tau?),drove until Satok Area and walla ... we reached home!Hoh!I have to admit,Gen-2 is no fun to drive,for a beginner!I made few mistakes,which was silly!I think the momentum is bigger in Gen-2,that I need to brake earlier,to control my speed real well!It accelerated well,but hell...my P is just 3 days old!And I have to remind myself that the wiper is at the right side,not the left side.Gile hape nak signal,tekan wiper!Makk panikk okkk....!!!!!!!!!But nevertheless,I smiled like nobody's business!Ngehehehe..
Moral of the story?Nampak macam kena beli Viva or MyVi la untuk berlatih!Dah pandei kelak baruk revert to 'yg lebih sexy!'hahahahahaha.......

...detik2 kebosanan...

In the middle of boredom,and sleepiness...tercetuslah sebuah perbualan:

Aku:Hey,why do you look so blurry?I mean your image.Are you for real are you just an apparition?
Her:Hey!I AM REAL!
Aku:OH..ok..I know now that you are not related to Harry Potter!

Hmmpphh...that happened to me when the dear headache is around,thudding and thumping in my head!I experienced 'magical things'!I was drunk without drinking!
One of the most magical thing is,I swerved and hit the wall!Oh..and that happened this afternoon.Now,would it be too much if I wish Brad Pitt was there,at the wall...or maybe ShahRukh Khan ka,so that it worth it to hug the wall!Urgh!!I hate this headache!!

Lesen P!(17 April 2008)

My life have been monotonous and dull for the past 2 months!So,the marking of the end of the dullness was yesterday!Yeah,I have SACRIFICED my weekends to fully concentrate on the Driving Class!It is nothing big,compared to the final exams that most of us has gone through!That determines our future,but this driving test would only determine whether I am capable of being among the crowd of chauffeurs!heh!kecik je...but hell,was I anxious!So here goes:
1)Parking Bukit-I finished in 25 secs!Hmmm...and I am proud to say that luck was on my side,I parked 100% on the marking ( not even once during training session that I managed to do that!haha..)!And I managed to steered down SMOOTHLY....tarak munyi punya!hehehe...bangga sehhh!!!!!!!!!!hehehe...
2)3 point turning & parking-This was a breeze...( heheheh...takbur dan riak sungguh!)I only need 1 min for that!
3)On the road evaluation-I FORGOT to check the wiper and the mirror and the signal light!Percayalah...!Luckily I remembered to wear the seatbelt!My driving?Hehe...I can say that was smooth,well controlled,and yes..can I say flawless?!Hehehe..thanks to my "REMPIT" session ( not literally lah...!),despite the fact that the traffic was heavy and a few road users who didn't seem to notice the 'blipping' lamp on top of my car!Heck,some people are just morons!I started at 2:48pm and back to the driving school at 3:09pm.You do the maths!
Nah...that was it!It was worth the SACRIFICE!Hey..I scarificed 1.5 days of my leave!Nevertheless,I am happy that after being conned by the previous teacher for like 1year 10mths,I finally made it!Thanks to instructor,Mr Roslan&his friend Mr Saffri for the kind guidance.I started off my class with them on 27th Feb 2008!So that made my old instructor a jerk!He took all the money,but never been able to commit to my time frame!Sometimes.he didn't show up.Most of the time,he cancelled or he just let me drive around,for 25mins,then back home!Or...aku sik dapat la..ada benda mok settle!Tapi"Ko dapat sik bayar dolok?aku nak guna duit!
And the list goes on...Ah...enough with that!Takde maknanya aku bising2!Aku dah ada lesen P!hahahahahahaha

Happy Birthday Syahmi & Wafi!!!!!

Today marks the 3rd year of Syahmi's presence in this beautiful world!And slightly 4 days and a year for Wafi.They almost shared the same date!Cool...
Syahmi was born on April 16th 2005,while Wafi was borned on April 12th,2007.The party was held last Saturday,on Wafi's Bday :-).Not the big noisy party.Just some simple makan2 session,considering the fact that my weekends are occupied with Driving classes.And the time constraint factor will not end very soon.Not until after tomorrow.Hopefully....
I just bought 2 Birthday cakes,cooked Laksa Kari Nyonya,potong2 buah sikit.Bought Chocolates/Zips and Jelly cups.A few friends came.We didn't invite everbody,just neighbours and closest friends.I was too tired to entertain abig crowd...sigh..!But to let the birthdays passed without any celebration would be unfair for the boys,aight?But I didn't mention that it was a birthday party.Wouldn't want to bother people about getting any hadiah!But some have guessed,and came with presents.Thanks!And greatest appreciation to all for being able to be there to share the joy with them.
Will upload the short vids during the party.

I need...

1)....to go & check my eyes.-Yesterday,I said something horrible,in my helpless effort to steer away the fact that I didn't really see very clearly these days!I saw someone coming my way,but couldn't decipher the image.It was like looking into a dim-lit passageway,forcing my eyes to focus to the somewhat familiar figure!heh!Sorry boy,when you were close enough that I said.."eh...belum balit?"hemm..then I said "are you wearing FEDEX SHIRT?"to which he replied.."ney ada...merik malu ada juak.."Oh Sorry...but hehe...blame my blurry vision on that,it DID look like a FEDEX Shirt!But hell...yeah...what the heck would a FEDEX guy do here?hehehehe...now that doesn't make sense,rite?ahh...definitely,age has taken it's toll on my eyes!
babe:if u r reading this:now i cannot say that you eyes are worn out due to too much of a 'fleshy-strippy-orgy' ( err bf !) eyes fiesta!~personal joke!not to be taken seriously...for I know that you are the sweetest soul that almost extinct...!

2)....to go for a...retail therapy - oh...I am in dire need for a "shop-till-you-drop" session!Ehelemek....my work attires has somewhat striked "boring'" ...I need something that smells new!Oh...so me!I grow tired of things..easily.Say that my attention span or rather love span is quite short!eh...I guess I need new pair of shoes and ahem...maybe a cute tote bag?mind note:Boulevard has quite an extensive range of Sacha/Sachs tote!Boleh la bawak gi 'sekolah'....ehehehehe....

3)....to go swimming - not this weekend though!I have loads of thing to commit to!maybe another weekend?oh...IF the weather is kind enough!urgh.....

4)....more time - to tackle matters in hand...it's not like I have a business with thousands of branch offices!bluerghhh....

5)...... arghhh.....Fazermint!-hmmm...where did the sudden crave comes from?!stupid me...where can I get this creamy dark chocolate with flowing mint filling!?Heaven...the last bite of it that I have was in late 90's or was it in the early 2000's?Ada lagi jual tak aa?I love the texture of the dark chocolate encrusting the mint that simply crumble and melt in your mouth,and the aftermath sensation of mint flowing on my tongue!The taste and sensation was explosive,if not heavenly!I do love minty chocolates!To name a few ,After 8 thins,Andes Thin mentes!I love how they tease my tastebud,creating that cooling tingling sensation!And it helps with runny nose!Heh!

Ah...welcome another weekend,which will be spent to hone my driving skill,prior to the driving test!booohoooo....i know i can't boogie unless the driving thingy is over...yeah get the P license ..so I will be done and over with it!cheerss......

Most Embarassing Moment so Far for 2008.

MATILA AKU MALU BESAR!HOHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE SUPPOSED TO ATTEND THE TRAINING TOMORROW,BUT HELL.....I KNOCKED THE DOOR OF THE TRAINING ROOM,SEEKING CLARIFICATION AND ASKED"WAFER ACCEPTANCE TEST"?TO WHICH THE TRAINER REPLIED ( SHE LOOKED CONFUSED THOUGH!)"NO...FMEA TRAINING".AND SOME ONE ADDED:WAFER ACCEPTANCE TEST IS TOMORROW!ARGGGHHH.........MALU!MALU!MALU!HOW ON EARTH THAT I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE 7MINS LATE,WHEREAS THE FACT IS WE WERE 23HRS 53MINS EARLY!GOSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!MALU....RASA MACAM NAK AMBIK LEAVE JE BESOK NIH!HOH..!

Moral of this entry:Check your calendar properly!Or else...matilaaaaa.............MALU BESAU!

The 6th Anniversary,The Fasting Debt & The Moment of Utter Boredome

1.Happy 6th Anniversary!The exact date was April 6th.The Solemnization took place at 9:00pm,April 6th,2002.And the reception followed the next day!Hoh....lotih aku nak memakai mekap tebal2!Eee....rasa tak reti ok....!So how was it?Being married to him for 6 years?Truthfully,we went thru a lot of thing.Ups and downs.We shared the joke,the laughter and we fight occasionally!Hey...get real!IT'S REALITY!!!Sometimes,ur partner made you laugh,another time he might make you grit your teeth in anger,visualising yourself strangling ayam dan itik!(Ohhh...apakah dosa ayam dan itik...it's not like i rear poultry...bwahahahaha...)..But nevertheless,I was happy and still do!I am thankful that I am married to him.For those who know me,you know what kind of weather that I am...UNPREDICTABLE!On the good side:He's passionate,less chirpy yet a good listener,and he bear with me!I have to say that I should be thankful,since I am a very drastic and dramatic person!Sungguh complicated!The bad side?Sometimes,he acted non-chalantly to the trivial things.And oh...err...less romantic!I mean not in the way that he's supposed to be on bended knees...itu aku pun naik seriau....wahahaha....geli ah!But,truthfully,I miss the moment when my heart skipped the beat,just listening to his voice on the phone ( dulu kalu bercakap jatuh jantung aku,skang neh terkejut jantung kekadang tuh )or when he gazed into my eyes,looking for answers!Eeee.....mushy nya...!Hey...I am still a girl at heart!I love the giddiness and the nervousness that I felt from a man!The anticipation,the nice surprise...Tapi,I think I have to accept the fact that the "cloud 9" is not there anymore.Oh...reality is hard yeah...hehehehe..but still,I am happy with him.Ah....fairytale aside!
To sum it up,Thank you for all you have done for me.Sorry if I didn't meet up to your expectation.Kalo ikut company review,I'll be happy if I strike 5.0,but sorry if I strike 3.0 and below!Ngehehe...

2.The Fasting Debt-Den start posa ari nih...nak bayor hutang puasa...banyak......boleh slim aku kalu betul2 buat in a single row!Boleh?hoh...kalu slim best gak.....mantapkan iman.......Amin!....

3.Ari nih aku tatau ngape aku mempunyai pekerjaan yang agak kurang?Seb bek kul 2.00pm ~ 4.00pm ada training!Buleh la.....Buhsan sungguh....Dahla monitor aku nih dah jadi huduh!Tidak mempunyai screensaver dan desktop item yang chantek jelita dah!Dolu boleh gak aku download and install webshots and ambik screensaver bluemountain!Skang neh hampeh ... habuk pun tarak...Eeeee....Anyway,Mr Mohd El,thanks for your help.Bijak dia nih...aku yg rabun IT nih dok nganga jer tengok dia tlg buat PC aku!Tapi itu la....takleh download pa per dah PC baru nih...Hwaaa....aku tidak sokaa kalo monitor ku tidak chantek!!!!Eh...kaciwa la plak!Hmmpphhh....
Hmmm...till then...

Sufiah Yusof & her "No Regrets Confession"

I am following the story of Sufiah closely,and I couldn't describe my regret upon reading her no regrets confession to the world.But reading through the material,made me realise even more that as human being,she has a point that a child,robbed of her childhood, can become a rebel.She was deprived of her right to socialise,to explore,to learn and re-learn.She was forced to be mathematically intelligent.But it did aroused question amongst the people( or rather spectator and speculator ),on why the other siblings didn't turned out err...xxx!I understand that different people have different approach in life,different method of solving matters at hand.I have 2 different point of view here;

• Parents-Don't rob your child of their childhood.

When I was younger,I lived in a rural area:I mean KAMPUNG!I am a kampung girl through & through.I swam in the river,despite the fact that our river is full of Sang Bedal-Crocodiles!So,what did my mum award me for being that great swimmer?She lashed my back with a kind of riverine shrubs/herbs!Owhhh...it was thorny,that I cringed with pain!Hehehe..padan muka aku!But,nevertheless..I enjoyed my childhood immensely.I swam in the river,climbed trees,jungle trekking ( oh ... we were blessed with thick,lush tropical jungle around us),collecting all kind of wild fruits.Once in a while a monitor lizard will pay us a "friendly visit",stalking our poultry.I even have my own way of retreating from my so-called hectic schedule as the eldest sister,a primary school student and yeah...kanak-kanak riang.I used to build a "tree house' by joining planks of woods to a big and lush tree.Ala2 tarzan.Other girls were playing masak-masak,imitating their mothers or sisters,acting pregnant,feeding the babies(dolls...not real babies.)I was different.I was more adventurous.More boyish!Thanks to my circle of male cousins and brother!But my mum was OK with that.She let me play around,as long as it didn't jeopardize my safety!Yeah...my mum rockksss!!!!!

• Kids-Don't Misinterpret Your Parents Acts!

Referring to my case,IF my Mum never taught me that "This pain you are going thru is nothing compared to the pain of being there,in between the crocs jaw" thingy,I would have been the crocs most bony lunch set!Sup Tulang!Seriously.I was bony that people used to call me Mak Enon!Hoh...!And if my Mum never taught me that boys/men can make your belly swell and you have to go through hell if you sleep around during adolescent years,I might as well live in streets nowadays!No pun intended,but I do believe that parents will always want the best out of their offspring!No matter how wrong they maybe,they have been sacrificing a lot for us.They went through all kind of hardship to ensure that they provide the best for us.Trust me,I know what sacrifices all about.I experienced hardship and and luxuries,all along the growing up years!I used to live in humble kampung,and used to live in a decent house in town,wearing Orlando for a role play,wearing Reebok,wearing at least a Crocodile sandal.Keep this in mind,my dad only went to school until Primary 4,yet he struggles until at point he was successful in his business,that he used to earn up to RM30k per month!Oh...a long story that is!So,what made him successful?Of course the determination and the desire to provide the best for the family!And that family is my Mum and her child!

To sum it up,every family is dysfunctional!But,pls learn to give more,and take equally!No body's perfect!But the elderly are always the best except in few cases!I might not be in the position to comment,but I do believe,no what we have gone through,Allah is always there!Wallahua'lam.To Sufiah,please reconsider this!No pain in this world surpass the pain of labour!It's painful...pre and post!

Beautiful Morning

I woke up as usual,took my shower and walla...ready for work.The driver arrived at 06:00hrs,to fetch me and it's that ordinary.But along the way,I noticed that the sunrise was vibrant,with different hues of colours,diffusing and blended beautifully.They were orangish-pinkinsh with a soft touch of ocean blue,and strikes of white clouds.I wished I had my camera with me,and I wished I had my driving licence,so that I can stop by the roadside to capture the colours of nature.Duh!My driving instructor postponed my test from 10th April to 17th April.Ah...it's ok,when my father arrived this evening,as usual,he will send me to work the next morning.And I wish tomorrow sunrise will arrive with glory!Oh ..now I know that I am nature lover!
We always read,or heard or even encountered people who love sunset.Me,on the contrary,have always loved sunrise!Why sunrise?To me,sunrise brings in a new day which means,a new hope!They are always bright,vibrant and soothing.Sometimes,if by any chance that I catch a sunrise that is so colourful,it will make me marvel at the greatness of Allah's creation.Isn't it wonderful that a sky can be colour-streaked in such a lovely,glorious way!Dear oh dear....What a wonderful world!I love nature....

Ku Ingin Kamu-Romance

Demi semua yang aku jalani bersamamu
kuingin kau jadi milikku
kuingin kau disampingku

tanpa dirimu ku hanya manusia tanpa cinta
dan hanya dirimu yang bisa
membawa surga dalam hatiku

ref:
kuingin engkau menjadi milikku
aku akan mencintaimu
menjagamu selama hidupku
dan aku kan berjanji
hanya kaulah yang kusayangi
ku akan setia disini
menemani

sentuhanmu
bagaikan tangan sang dewi cinta
yang berhiaskan bunga asmara
dan membuatku tak kuasa
back to ref

di setiap arung gerak
tersimpan di hati kecilku
bahwa dirimu terindah untukku
back to ref

ref2:
selama ku masih bisa bertahan
selama ku masih bisa bernapas
selama Tuhan masih mengijinkan
kuingin selalu menjagamu
back to ref2 [3x]
selama ku masih bisa bertahan
selama ku masih bisa bernapas

nah...chenta tak chenta sekarang?to listen to it:
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Jenayah Fesyen!

Aku dapat nih dari Jai......hahahahahahahahahaha..........tapi satu jer..innocent jek muka mamat nih!Siap bawak cerek lagik :-P

PC oh PC....

Kenapa la PC gua dok meroyan plak arinih?Hmmm....!

FITNA the movie

Fitnah=malicious lies which were speculated to purposefully conjure up bad images on others!That's what FITNAH is!

I would love to remind every friends reading this,as a Muslim I am offended by this kind of act!I would not elaborate on other people's teaching or beliefs.As a Muslim,WE WERE REMINDED TO TAKE THE MATTER OF FAITH AS INDIVIDUAL!THAT WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO MEDDLE,LET ALONE INTERFERE OR DEGRADE OTHER'S BELIEF.AND ALL THIS WHILE,I HAVE BEEN BELIEVING THAT EVERY RELIGION IS PREACHING THE SAME THING?IN ISLAM,IT IS CONSIDERED A SIN TO PURPOSELY HURT...I REPEAT HURT THE "NON-BELIEVERS'=NON-MUSLIM IN EITHER WAY IMAGINABLE. SO,MISTER GEERT WILDERS,WHAT DID YOU LEARN FROM YOUR HOLY BOOK,THE BIBLE?MR GEERT WILDERS,I PERSONALLY THINK THAT YOU INCARNATE PURE INSULT TO HUMANITY.FOR YOUR INFORMATION,I AM A MUSLIM,AND MY BEST FRIEND WHO IS MORE LIKE A SISTER TO ME IS VERY PURELY DEVOUT CHRISTIAN!AND ANOTHER SIS-FRIEND IS A CHINESE CONVERT!NO,NOT CONVERTED TO MUSLIM,SHE WAS BUDDHIST AND SHE CONVERTED TO CHRISTIANITY.AND I HAVE FEW FRIENDS WHO CONVERTED FROM CHRISTIANITY TO MUSLIM AS WELL!

QUOTED FROM WIKI:Referring to the increased population of Muslims in the Netherlands, Wilders has said:
"Take a walk down the street and see where this is going. You no longer feel like you are living in your own country. There is a battle going on and we have to defend ourselves. Before you know it there will be more mosques than churches!"[17].OH MISTER...WHAT NUMBERS ARE TO YOU?I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED LAW?SO WHAT MAKES YOU SO OBLIVION TO THE FACT THAT EVEN IN A MUSLIM COUNTRY,WE HAVE CHURCHES EVERYWHERE AND NOBODY COMPLAINTS?OH DID I TELL YOU THAT WE ALSO HAVE TEMPLES?AND PAGAN BELIEVERS?SIR,I THINK YOU ARE NOT WELL-READ ENOUGH,TO MEASURE THINGS ON NUMBERS ALONE!TRUST ME SIR,RATHER THAN BEING BOTHERED BY THE NUMBER OF MUSLIMS SURROUNDING YOU,YOU SHOULD BE BOTHERED WHY ARE YOU HAVING A VERY IGNORANT ATTITUDE!TODAY'S WORLD IS BORDERLESS!IT'S THE PRICE THAT WE HAVE TO PAY FOR WHAT WE CALLED "GLOBALIZATION"!EVEN IN MALAYSIA-A MALAY LAND,WE WOULD NEVER QUESTIONED WHY ARE WE SHARING THE LAND WITH OTHER RACES?COME ON SIR,RATHER THAN FEELING INSECURE,YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT THERE ARE DIFFERENT KIND OF PEOPLE SURROUNDING YOU.DON'T YOU THINK THAT AS FUN AND ENRICHING?BELIEVE ME SIR,HUMAN ARE NOT BEING JUDGED BY COLORS,RACE OR FAITH SIR!HUMAN ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TREATED EQUALLY AND WE AS HUMAN WERE HERE ON EARTH,TO MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN.SHAKE YOUR HEAD SIR,WAKE UP!YOU ARE SO UNCIVILIZED THAT YOU TAKE THE ACT OF A SINGLE MAN OR GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE INTERPRETATION FOR THE WHOLE THING WHICH IS-UNFORTUNATELY UNKNOWN TO YOU.IF EVERYONE WERE THINKING THE SAME WAY AS YOU,WHAT MADE CHRISTIANS LOOK LIKE SIR?I BEG YOU TO DIFFER!AND OH...PLS..IF YOU WERE THAT GOOD IN ARABIC,WHY WOUD YOU READ/INTEPRETE IT IN SEGMENTS?PLS SIR,THERE ARE RULES IN CITING AND UNDERSTANDING ARABIC WORDS.I DON'T UNDERSTAND ARABIC,BUT WHEN I RECITE THE QURAN,I WAS TAUGHT TO BE DISCREET ABOUT MY PRONOUNCIATION AND WHERE TO PAUSE,HOW TO PAUSE AND WHERE TO CONTINUE.REASONS?OH,BECAUSE WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO RECITE IT WRONGLY,TO AVOID US FROM CONVEYING THE WRONG MESSAGE.
BUT OH...I HAVE POSTED THIS IN MY BLOG SOMETIMES AGO.I FIND IT RATHER INTERESTING.

Sufiah Yusuf...a prodigy ended in tragedy!

When a friend sent me an email regarding how Sufiah Yusuf turned from number-crunching Maths prodigy,to a man-eating internet whore for GBP130,I was startled!Dumb-struck,and still unable to bring myself to believe the mail,(I mean,anybody can compose a mail,no?)I googled for Sufiah Yusuf in Yahoo,Google,MSN...name it!Though I never knew her personally,I felt the pain in my chest,a deep searing pain and tears were brimming in my eyes!Could it be worse than that?How could her life ended in such a tragic way?Whose to blame in such cases?I don't know!All I know for now,I felt sad,frustrated and I HATE HER FATHER!She was a jewel,to the world and to the Muslims alike!As I write this,I still have this remorse feeling for whatever had happened to her!I wished this never happened,but as far as we are concerned,the only thing left of us for her is:A PRAYER!I PRAY THAT ALLAH LEADS HER BACK TO THE TRUTH!AND MAY HIM GRANT HER HIS FORGIVENESS,FOR HE IS THE MOST MERCIFUL!
oh...a lil bit of reminder:The article in the link above contains inappropriate and disturbing image of the so-called Sufiah.Do not proceed/click if you are easily offended by nudity(regardless of the amount of it!).
And upon reading this too,I was wondering...Whatever have happened to another Maths genius,ADIPUTRA?The last coverage in the paper ( IF I am not mistaken lah!),he was somehow portrayed as ada kuasa istimewa ( he has a special supernatural power ...for all that matter!).He was said to be able to help the police to locate the late Nurin Jazlin(or was it Sharlinie?).Urghhh...sometimes,I think it's best to keep the gifted child to yourself.They are too young to handle such a thing as publicity,media exposure,and other nonsense.Let them live as normal as possible!Don't rob their childhood away from them!Kids will always be kids!Don't interfere and force them to be superior than the adult.Can we?Sometimes,it can mislead them.In a way that they might take the elderly as a wee bit less brilliant and they should pegang kaki aku and sembah macam raja!Hey...I've read it somewhere ( betul tak betul aku tak tau la...hope x betul!),that they have some special way of seeing him!Pakai pun siap tengkolok bagai....!Oh...I better stop here,before I offend the 'worshippers' of AdiPutra!He's special,and I hope he can be the best of assets the country ever have!MAy he be good and have a brilliant future ahead,and for Sufiah...Dear oh dear Sufiah,Pls..if it's true ...pls repent,may you find the best that life has to offer!
Emm...Zarina,satni kalu hang baca nih,hang cuba tanya SueYatt ke Semin ke...betui ka?Eee aku sedih tau...kesian dia!Ini baru betul-betul permata yang hilang.......

Cerita Lembu!

Feona told me this story today,during our "sleepy hours" (read:lepas lunch).Well,I find the story amusing yet err...tragic!At least to me...so here goes!Oh...it DID happen!Nah...kisah benar!

Scene A:

Uncle A reported to the police station in his residential area,that his cow has gone missing.He was upset and desperate to find the beloved cow!Poor Uncle A!tsk...

Scene B:

Uncle B was enraged when he found out that a loose cow has been destroying his vegetation area,eating every single shoots and leaves,trampled on his newly-built and planted farm!Oh...so furious and upset..he went to report that to the police too!He was angry for the owner who doesn't seem to care for his cow!The cow was wandering in his farm,untied!!!!!Hoh!!!!!

Scene C:

The poor headmaster,together with a class of students,went to the police station.Shocked,and sad,he reported that one of his fellow student has committed suicide,by hanging himself with a rope that people usually use to tie a cow!Oh...poor thing!tragic innit?

Significant points?They went to the same police station,reported on 3 different cases,but indirectly connected by 1 object!Can you determine the connecter?Yeah..of course the cow!Oh...
So...The boy actually took the rope from the cow,so the cow went lose and destroyed the farm of Uncle B!Both Uncle B were furios,they made a police report..only to find out that the rope has claimed a life of a young adolescent!Now...kesian tak policemen itu?dah takde kes....hmmm...

oppss...I was wondering:Did they all meet there?Uncle A,Uncle B and the headmaster?

Gaji..ada naik?

This is a backdated entry.Back to March 17th .

So finally we have received our 'latest' appraisal letter.Alhamdulillah.Much to my expectation,I have the salary rise of 5%.Ahemm...out of my old basic salary,5% have given me a 3-figure salary rise!That's good.Though the position remains unchanged,I am indeed very happy for that matter :-).Rezeki anak2 dan rezeki aku nak jadi budak sekolah!Yeayy!

On another note:Heard that a couple of person have been promoted,and yes...based on length of service!Hmmm...does that mean,the longer you are in service,the better you are?Ye ke?

That made me promised to myself:

If I am ever in the position to evaluate,I would ensure my self to rate/evaluate things on work Quality,regardless of the amount of time people spend at their workplace!hehehe....truthfully,I knew of the fact that,the amount of internet surfing always overrides the amount of job done!Some would use internet for blogging,some would even chat on YM!So,what's new?Everybody goes online,including the BIG SCARY BOSSES!But hell,to me what's important is:Once you are assigned a task,how did you go about it?Now...THAT matters the most!Betul?Thank you and keep this in mind:If you love the money,pls make sure you love the job!That helps to make you feel good,if not best!Cheers....

The 12th General Election-a brief glance!

I have been restraining myself from writing about the latest election.I felt that I am in no position to criticize for I didn't make it to the polling centre.Not really my fault...but my alarm didn't go off,so my plan was hancuss!I did't manage to go in the evening either,knowing that I have a few PERSONAL things to settle!Urgh...there goes my semangat berkobar2!
Anyway,here' a poem from the late Usman Awang/Tongkat Warrant.It keeps me wondering...how many pak Utih are there in our commnity?

Pak Utih ~ Usman Awang

I

Punya satu isteri mau dakap sampai mati,
Lima anak mau makan setiap hari,
Teratak tua digayuti cerita pusaka,
Sebidang tanah tandus untuk huma.
Kulit tangan tegang berbelulang,
Biasa keluarkan peluh berapa saja,
O Pak Utih, petani yang berjasa.

Tapi malaria senang menjenguk mereka,
Meski dalam sembahyang doa berjuta,
Dan Mak Utih bisa panggil dukun kampung,
Lalu jampi matera serapah berulang-ulang.

Betapa Pak Dukun dan bekalan pulang,
Wang dan ayam dara diikat bersilang.

II

Di kota pemimpin berteriak-teriak,
Pilihanraya dan kemerdekaan rakyat,
Seribu kemakmuran dalam negara berdaulat,
Jambatan mas kemakmuran sampai ke akhirat.
Ketika kemenangan bersinar gemilang,
Pemimpin atas mobil maju ke depan, dadanya terbuka,
Ah, rakyat tercinta melambaikan tangan mereka.

Di mana-mana jamuan dan pesta makan,
Ayam panggang yang enak di depan,
Datang dari desa yang dijanjikan kemakmuran.

Pak Utih masih menanti dengan doa,
Bapak-bapak pergi ke mana di mobil besar?

Usman Awang
1954

English Translation

Father Utih

I

He has one wife - whom he embraces until death
five children who want to eat everyday
an old hut where an inherited tale is hanging
a piece of barren land to cultivate.

The skin of his hands is taut and calloused
accustomed to any amount of sweat
O Father Utih, the worthy peasant.

But malaria comes hunting them
even though he offers a million prayers
and Mother Utih calls the village medicine man
for magic formulas, curses repeatedly chanted.

The medicine man with his reward goes home
with money and a pullet tied together.

II

In towns the leaders keep shouting
of elections and the people’s freedom
of thousand-fold prosperity in a sovereign state
a golden bridge of prosperity into the world hereafter.

When victory brightly shines
the leaders in cars move forward,
their chests thrust forward
O! the beloved subjects wave their hands.

Everywhere there are banquets and festivities
delicious roast chicken is served
chicken from the village promised prosperity.

Father Utih still waits in prayer
where are the leaders going in their limousines?

Usman Awang
1954

(Translated by Adibah Amin)

A Long Weekend Indeed!

1. Thursday ( 20th March) is Maulidurrasul.And today is Good Friday.So the 2 days topped up to our weekend break!Yeayyy!!!!!We enjoyed the weekend at home,doing the cleaning,lazying around.I did plan to go for swimming la,apa la,but ended up mencuci longkang dengan jayanya!Ohh...how I loved Singing in The Rain!Haha..kidding!I scrubbed the drain at the backyard,in a heavy downpour which made it effortless!Yes!I love being in the rain!(Tapi bila anak main ujan aku marah plak!Tak adil kan?)But the duration was short,a mere +/- 1/2 hour or so!Random guess!But I succeeded in cleaning the drain!Now it's sparkling ( sparkling la sangat!tunggu la anak aku masuk semua isi alam dalam tu karang! :-p).
2. And today I learned that Syahmi cried when Ain trampled on a baby snail they found.Bersungguh2 la menangis...!Haru la anak lelaki aku yg sorang nih!When I told K Ain not to do that for fear "that mak abah snail will come and punished her",she answered me nonchalantly:"Eleh...K Ain kan besar,depa kan kecik!"Okk...mak hang keja pun dalam group 0.18 Logic yer!?Haii anak2....
3. I read thru Zarina's Fat Part 3,well...headache!Hehehe...headache la konon!To be honest,yes..I am now trying to lose some weight!I didn't do it the drastic ways!I've learned my lesson!I just cut off on my dinner!Well,I managed to lose a mere 1kg after almost 2 months...and I still stick to it.Considering that I don't have enough time to do exercise...bukan malas(ehemm!self-denial kah aku? :-P )..i tried to be good!If I have to eat at night,I will subsitute it with salad!hemmm...Gigih?Ya...!I used to have that 34-27-35 figure mind you!But the sad story began when I gained weight in Y2k ( gila kena bug! ).I just gained extra 2kgs from my usually-fixed-weight at 51.5kg.All freaked out,I went to the pharmacy asking for my pack of Cellasene (aku tgk dlm rancangan mana tah..Normala Samsudin punye pasai la nih..!).That costed me RM125 for 40 capsules!Oh..it helped.I gained back my old weight after 3 weeks.Disastrously,once I stopped,I gained 4kgs more!Oh....BIG MISTAKE!BUDUH la kan?and the story never end...sampai ke sudah!Hohh!!!!!!!!rasa macam nak makan jamu ada gak,and impulsively rasa macam nak walk thru the door of Slimworld pun ada gak!nghahahaha...sedeeyyyhh!!!!!!

hemm...ntah apa2 la....but tomorrow will be the cooking session la!Nak buat laksa penang!Ha ... yang nih tak menggemukkan kan?Will upload the pic of a succulent,mouth-watering laksa when done!Till then,Selamat Maulidurrasul and Happy Easter!

Puting Beliung di Kampung ku! 14 March 2008

Puting beliung mengganas Oleh Anuar Kapok dan Mastura Ismail
32 rumah rosak di Kabong dan sebuah di Patiambun, Limbang
KABONG: Puluhan rumah rosak setelah dilanda puting beliung dan tiupan angin kencang dalam dua kejadian berasingan di Kampung Emplam, Kabong dan Kampung Patiambun, Limbang pada petang dan malam Jumaat lalu.
Di Kampung Emplam, 32 buah rumah yang terletak kira-kira 25 kilometer dari sini, rosak dalam kejadian yang berlaku pada kira-kira jam 3.40 petang itu.
Dua daripada rumah terbabit ranap menyembah bumi, manakala yang lain rosak pada bahagian atapnya.
Namun demikian, sebuah keluarga yang sedang berkumpul di dalam salah sebuah rumah yang ranap itu terselamat, termasuk seorang kanak-kanak berusia setahun setengah dan bayi berumur enam bulan.
Ketua Kampung Emplam, Bustamam Bakar ketika di-temui semalam menjelaskan, akibat kejadian itu beberapa penduduk yang terjejas terpaksa menumpang di rumah jiran yang terselamat.
Bertindak atas maklumat penduduk, pihak Tabung Baitulmal Sarawak Cawangan Sri Aman yang diwakili Ketua Cawangan Baitulmal Sri Aman Shamsul Bahri Manap, Eksekutif Cawangan Ustaz Zulhazmi Bohari, Ketua Cawangan Tabung Baitulmal Sara-wak Cawangan Sarikei Ustaz Abdul Rahman tampil menghulurkan bantuan makanan asas kepada mangsa pada kira-kira jam 9 malam Jumaat (hari kejadian).
Manakala pada kira-kira jam 11 pagi semalam (Sabtu), Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri (ADUN) Kalaka Abdul Wahab Aziz serta rombongan hadir bagi melawat kawasan kejadian.
Turut sama ialah Pegawai Daerah Saratok Daniel Supit dan Pegawai Tadbir Sarawak Kabong Nazari Bujang.
Semasa kunjungan itu, Wahab menyerahkan geran kerajaan sebanyak RM25,000 kepada penduduk yang terlibat dalam bencana berkenaan.
Pihak Jabatan Kebajikan Masyarakat Saratok, polis dan bomba juga terlibat dalam menghulurkan bantuan kepada mangsa.
Sementara itu, seorang penduduk, Zain Idi, 46, berkata kejadian ribut itu bermula dengan keadaan cuaca yang mendung, diikuti hujan dan ribut petir.
“Selepas itu penduduk digemparkan dengan satu terjahan angin yang berputar serta mencabut, mematah dan menumbangkan pokok-pokok sebelum menerbangkan atap rumah penduduk.
“Beberapa penduduk yang kebetulan baru balik dari menangkap ikan turut terserempak dengan kejadian itu di sungai. Air sungai dikatakan menjulang setinggi kira-kira enam meter ketika puting beliung melanda,” ujarnya.
Menurut Zain lagi, kejadian seumpama itu pernah berlaku di Kampung Sessang berdekatan Kampung Emplam pada tahun 1968.
Dalam kejadian kali ini, tujuh buah rumah penduduk Kampung Sessang turut terkena tempias apabila atap rumah mereka diterbangkan angin. Selain pokok buah-buahan, tanaman padi penduduk turut menjadi mangsa puting beliung kali ini apabila beratus-ratus ekar sawah milik penduduk musnah.
Ketika berita ini ditulis, penduduk sedang sibuk memperbaiki kediaman masing-masing, namun tiada kemalangan jiwa dilaporkan.

I tried to call my dad,but to no avail!I feel worried,but I believe they're in good condition!Lemme see how first la!
*My father called back and said that my family is not affected!Alhamdulillah!

Aku Dan Lelaki

Men/guys/boys are the most common person to label me"HOH!STucked-up!" or "Jual Mahal"! or "sombong!" or "Ranking giler ahh pompuan nih!" or hahahahaha.... "Puteri Salju Berhati Batu"!But some would take me as ..."alaaahhh...sayangnya aku kat adik yang sorang nih!" or "She is the best of friend you can ever have!" or "Girl,I really owe you big time!" or "U R damn cool!" or hahahaha... "Ko ngan aku sama2 mereng!"Ngahahaha...
Hmmm....one would wonder ...why such "extreme" comments?
The men in the 1st category are the men who:
1)Budak2 lelaki yang perasan kaya dan perasan best tetapi buat perangai Mat Rempit dgn menyiul2 homosapien2 yang bergender pompuan sambil pegang tin Anchor/Heineken/Tiger dikongsi beramai2!Bodoh!
2)Muka lepak kat tembok tapi sekolah sampai darjah 6 dan tetiba mengucapkan:Oh!ILU!-Hoi!Ni lagi satu bodoh!
3)Yang dok lepak kat public phone dan bila kau tgh telefon...dia akan muncul ( oh creeeppyyy!)...dan mengucapkan..."Aku lama dah suka kat ko...napa ko buat tak tau?Ko nak apa?!-eh!Mental seh!!!Pi ambik form Bt 7 nun...ada lagi vacancy!
4)Yang jenis hehehe....dok menghambur kata2 manis di depan perempuan2 yang dah kurang manis....pastu dia mai kat kau dan berkata begini:Eh!Aku heran betul la...other girls would run into my arms when I smiled to them,tapi engkau dah la jual mahal,buat tak nampak lagi ada!Aku kat tepi pun ko buat tak tau!Apa kurang sangat ke aku nih?Gila ranking aa minah nih!-my reply:Taik la kau!Yang kau hangin pesal?Aku tak layan engkau pun apa masalahnya?Engko dah kenapa?Nak ranking sangat?ha nih nak bagitau...kalau taik...lalat lah yang banyak ,menghurungnya!Cukup puas hati?hehehe...lebih dari tu!( iklan sabun apa tah ...hahaha).
5)Yang jenis menghantar mesej2 cinta dan keropok,coklat,cekedis,bunga tiruan dan bunga betul dan belikan ntah hapa2....dgn harapan aku akan bercinta!Tetapi telah dinyatakan dgn jelas bahawasanya:That feeling hasn't hit me yet!Ewww...geli tak?Dah la bahsa jiwang2...aku kalu jiwang2 nih lembap sket!!!!!!-oh!Saya bukan Puteri Salju ( bila masa aa aku nih anak raja ...ngahaha ) berhati batu ( ishhh!!!!!!kronik!!!!),cuma belum ada tersentuh dijiwa nak bercinta!Ok...try ur luck with others,ramai lagi yg cantik dan comel serta bersopan santun!saya nih thp pompuan yang bising dan kurang ayu la....bulih?
Hmmmm....

2nd category is easier to explain:They are all my friends!Best of friends,abang angkat,kawan sekongsi nota,sekongsi air sebotol,sekongsi aiskrim( ya aku ada kawan yg sungguhhh tidak peduli...hehe),sekongsi cerita,dan ada gak yang menjadi pengiring disaat aku nak berjumpa ngan chenta ku ( hu...masa aku dah pandai bercinta!hehehe).Itulah dia.

To explain more,I am the type of girl/woman who prefers men as a friend!They are less fussy,in a way that you can say anything to them,they won't get hurt!but,be their grilfriend...oh...ada gak la yg jenis sedih dan pilu tak habis2...!uishh...!Seb baik hubby aku tak camtu....tapi itu la...dah jadi hubby takkan nak cakap macam cakap ngan kengkawan kot!Mereng apa kalu buat perangai camtu...ye dak?Tetapi,a few types of guys who would not be in my list of friends...YANG LAM 1st CATEGORY tu la... amenda aaa!Chauvinist big time!Hello....u are not that great just because u are borned with chromosome XY!Just be nice,simple,be yourself,not pretentious,and yes...pls...jadilah bijak sikit!Trust me...I find smart guys are a great turn on!hahahaha...oppps..

Tagged!Again... :-)

Was tagged by Zara.The question was:"Where do I usually go online..."
So here goes:

1)Blogging-yup!I am addicted to this as well.I go around reading friend's blog and hopping everywhere!Haha...it is kinda terapiutic since I am fixed to office PC whole day long.Trust me...all work and no play makes jack a dull boy!In this case,it makes me a dull girl!(Hohhh!Girl...?err... :-P ).Most visited blog would be Zarina's la...I like reading thru her journey...macam travelogue yg very extensive!Tepuk2...tepuk2!Yela...nak tunggu aku gi German lambat lagi...nasi dah jadi bubur...( ntah hapa2...hehhe).Hmmm...and I like her style of writing...very well-written!Nak tunggu aku tulis macam tu..lammmmbaaatttttt lagi!I screwed up at writing!I only write 'good article' kalau perlu jek....i.e;exam BM!

2)Past Exam Papers-My current obsession is;amongst all...google for Past Exam Papers for Physics & Mathematics for Physics.It is understandable,considering that I will be back to the study world this June.Knowing that I have leave my lecture notes/tutorials somewhere undetectable,and for fear that every single thing has escaped my memory,I must ensure that I am equipped with at least....a few questions!Not to mention the so-called well-prepared notes!Hehe..money matters...I don't want to throw my few Ks of Ringgit down the drain!

3)On-line Bookstores-Most visited:Kinokuniya & MPH.Blame me for being lazy,but truthfully...I found it appealing to buy on-line.Well,I have issue with dragging along 3 lil' kids to a bookstore,who always mistakenly took bookstores as a maze that perfectly fits their hunger for hide & seek!And oh!....they enjoyed themselves immensely that we always end up being stared at by other bookworms!I think I can guess what's in their head..."eh!diorg ingat ni playground or what?bawak anak2 pi buat bising!"Sigh....

4)national Car's Website- Browsing around comparing betwen the NEW SAGA and MYVi and Viva!Hahahaha....Lesen masih L,tapi semangat berkobar2 gila!Marak menyala!But I don't limit the browsing to Perodua or Proton only,I do go at other sites!Hehehe...akan tetapi.....browse la sajork.......untuk membeli blom la lagi!Lagi pun,come to think of it..."I used Kancil to learn driving....soo....".Uhhh...we'll see what it will be :-P!

5)Laptop's Manufacturer-Dell's & HP's website.Tgh la aku kemaruk memikirkan...Should I or shouldn't I?Nah....over-excited kan?Oh....sue me for that!But hey...you know what?I've been away from books,number-crunching session,brain-racking moment and nerdy-stuff for awhile now that to think of one stirs my spirit high!REAAALLLL HIGHHHH!!!!!!!!Semengat mauk ada...!Ahaha..to compliment that,it's not a sin if I indulge in that 'high' feeling aight?Ngahahaha.....

6)Last but not least,Google & Yahoo-of random interests!That includes,vacation info ( ohhh...Annual Leave...oh RM...but I have long term plans...sheesshhh!),recipes,notes,and all the ya-ya ga-ga nonsense!Hehehe...crappy sometimes...but it's good to burn (read:waste) some times....while in the office!Sometimes things can get boring bila kerja yang dah di plan tidak menjadi or simply....oh...very little work!I am lucky in a way...but not all the time...! :-P

Accident di Litar

I am suppoesd to do the usual weekend cleaning ( segan nak sebut spring cleaning..hehee) ,right after my driving class this morning.My kids are not around,I left them with their mama.But an incident at the driving academy this morning is something that must be put on record!Hooohhh!Sungguh menakutkan!Ok...aku daramatic!
There's this one girl who drove right behind me to the parking traininng area.As usual,I do it smoothly,but when I was about to drive out of the "box" sang Kernchill tu dok mengaum,pastu mati enjin!Aku dok pasang 2 -3 kali lagu tu jugak!baru jek aku nak menghanginkan diri dgn mendengus seperti seekor dragon ( err...terkena badi cerita Enchanted yg anak aku dok pulun tgk hari2....jemu nya aku!Nasib baik pakcik tu hensem...),tetiba aku mendengar bunyi seperti dragon dan vrooommmm.....gedegang ya amatttsss!Sekali aku tengok la...budak tu dah terbabas dan besi pengahadang dah terpelanting...tiang hat pondok dah patah...dan tayar 2 bijik meletup!SUMPAHHHH!!!!!!!!!Aku terkejut sehingga menjadi BODOH sekejap!percayalah...aku menggelatar sampai mau 10 mins aku terkaku dlm box tu,nak pasang enjin pun aku tergamam!Uiiiii......that was reallly close!Percayalah aku,setiap yg berlaku ada hikmahnya!Kalau la aku tgh reverse dan swing keluar tadi....mau aku dah arwah dah budak tu hentam aku dgn kereta tu!Tuan2 dan puan2 bayangkanlah.....kalau dia dgn kelajuan yg boleh menukar Kernchill menjadi helikopter dan mematahkan tiang dgn sekali hentam,menghentam aku...sudah pastinya bukan scratch kecik yang aku dpt!HARUS aku masuk ICU okk...!HAishhh....nauzubillah!Hahhh............scary............scary......scary.............
Aduh....kan jantung ku berdegup laju....macam kata Ain...Nasib baik jantung tak pecah!hehehhee...K Ain...K Ain...analogy dia memang boleh tahan extreme....

I hate Back-stabbers!

I have been asked regarding this stupid occurence .Well,suffice to say;I STILL DESPISE HER!FULLSTOP!Oh a few of arguments that I haven't elaborate to show how much of a slut she is ( I gues bitch is not enough! ).People,before you proceed reading more,pls consider the amount of "French" in this entry!So,this entry requires an open mind and a less judgemental attitude that some people tend to have when it comes to err....unpleasant words/tones/llingo - read:CURSES!Pardon my French lah ye...


There are a few things that SLUT said that portrayed the real big F*&king liar she is:


1)She said:Ko tau tak...SEMUA ORG KATA AKU TERLALU BAIK SEBAB MASIH BERKAWAN DGN KAU SEDANGKAN KAU DAH BERCERITA KAT SEMUA ORG DI POLI MACAM2 PASAL AKU!

• The truth:What made she think that I talked about her to her colleagues?What made she think that her life or she herself is one hell of a damn interesting discussion topic to me?She's just an average girl next door . I have always treated her as some regular friends that I started to take seriously.After all,accusing me of such a malicous gossiper is truly so out of this world!I am known to all my dearest friend as:ENGKO NI MEMANG SELLAU KETINGGALAN KAPALTERBANG LAH!What made it more stupid,I don't even remember which is which of my Hubby's officemate!To name a few:Those that I know with respect and value dearly:EN Rashid,Raman,Bani,T-ENG,Pendek.Yg lain,alaahh...yg dtg umah masa Raya arituh...and said...emmm ( wtih...hehe...fish swimming in my head!).And I don't have their phone numbers.You see,my access to those people that surrounded her life is very limited!The wife will only see me when there's a family Day to whom I simply exchange hi's and hello's ,share watever tidbits that I have.And some casual chat over current issues...u know...not the confide-in -you typo!So sapa yg bercerita tentang sapa?
• Yes,I gossip too.But intipati gossip saya sudah pastilah:
• a)Handbag
• b)Kasut
• c)Bila la Annual Leave aku ni nak cukup ni?Aku nak pegi vacation la....tension seh!hoh!
• d)Current Issues
• e)Aha...aku nak masak apa la weekend ni?Eh ada resepi nak buat kek baru ke?pasta baru ke?
• f)tips2 menguruskan badan tapi hampeh tak penah jalan...elok aku gi SlimWorld jek nanti...boleh?
• g)Weeiii.....driving licence...bila dapat nanti,apakah akan berlaku kepada aku on the 1st day aku drive sendiri ke office?
• h)dan angan2 yang bermacam2 dan kekadang sungguh outrageous dan menyebabkan u feel ticklish all over the body!
• Itulah aku.....

2)She said:"Aku nak bagitu kat engkaulah....kalau macam ni lah caranya engkau..aku tak taulah berapa lama kau boleh bertahan!KAU TAK PERCAYA KAN LAKI ENGKAU LANGSUNG!

• Memang patutla dia ni diberikan pangkat Betina la!Eh bodoh!Aku tanya kenapa kau sampai tahap nak jual nama org lain demi bercerita pasal kawan engkau sendiri!Aku rasa minah ni dah biasa sangat bergaduh berebut jantan,which never happened to me!Dia kelihatan sungguh professional dalam memutarkan cerita dan menjerit2 di rumah org sedangkan aku dok menyandar di kerusi!Okayla....ko banyak pengalaman...tapi jgn la sebut nama org!Aku takde trust issue la ngan laki aku,sebab aku tau aku perempuan yang tidak cair dan melelh setiap kali melihat makhluk lelaki.Aku percaya,perempuan yang baik untuk lelaki yang baik!Faham ke tak faham..apa yang tersirat dan tersirat?Bodoh la dia ni

3)I can still recall when I was engaged to my husband,we went for some bowling tournament or was it pegi main bowling beramai-ramai?So ada satu incident yang aku nak cerita....aku nih jenis yang baru belajar bertudung bila aku ngan husband aku berchenta.So I was expecting that minah ni would be a good friend,considering that dia ni bertudung dan PENDIDIK la pulak kan....Tapi apa yang aku tengok,benda terjadi sekelip mata je...sampai aku terdiam!Dalam dok havoc2 main boling,tetiba dia tepuk punggung husband aku.Husband aku punya bengang dia dok jegil mata ke aku,nak marah aku,pasal kot dia ingat aku dah tebiat nak mampus kot buat benda tu!Haiiyyooo...aku kinda...Oh poor me...speechless!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh Shit la kan?Sapa2 kenal laki aku,memang takde la nak buat camtu ( i mean perempuan la...kot sesama jantan tu...URUSSSANNNLAHHHH!!!).So aku bangkitkan pasai benda tu...tau dia kata apa?Eh..Ya Allah...itu spontanlah...ko tau tak spontan?Oh...ok...do I loook like a fool?Baiklah...I'd say that spontaneous acts are results of habit?betul tak????????kalau ko tak biasa...paling2 spontan macam aku la....Dulu masa aku LI,mula2 sekali ada supervisor aku cuba menguit2 jari aku,dan tanpa fikir apa2....aku ambik wrench gedabak dalam aku punya sidepocket dan aku libas kat tanagn dia!Heh...!Nasib baik tak patah!DAn aku dgn selamba kataknya telah berkata:"Aihhh!!!!!!!Sorry...reflex action....sebab kami mindset lam otak kamek mun benda macam tok jadi,kamek mesti react sebab kame sik biasala diraba2!Sik pernah plak bercita2 nak jadi penjual daging hidup!"Oh...ye...aku memang begitu...I wear my hearts on my sleeves!Maksudnya,I am no pretentious bitch!Kalau aku tak suka,ko boleh tau aku tak suka!Dan kalau aku suka...aku sanagta suka...hehehe

So sekarang nih...aku memang tak suka slut ni!Sebab aku anti sikit org yg tak reti appreciate friendship dan who take me for granted!KERANA AKU TIDAK BEGITU!!!!!!!

Hmmm...cukup...?

Which X-Men Are You?

You Are Cyclops

Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause. You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them. Power: force beams from your eyes

Which of the X-Men Are You?

Welcome The New Zealand-er!

PROUDLY ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL OF MR NEW ZEALAND 08!

The cute baby boy was borned on 26th Feb 2008.Welcome to our family tree dear!Nah...tambah lagi satu ranting!Pictures courtesy of the proud Dad,Ejam.I edited the pics to make it clearer!Nama apa yek baby?Satni dah ada nama kena habaq kat Mak Long tau!Huggss...

(eeee......mcm best jak ada baby baru....eh..opocot!)

Mari Mengundi-Musings & Happenings for 12th GE.

Maimun cekal
KUALA TERENGGANU: Calon Bebas yang bersaing merebut kerusi Parlimen Kuala Terengganu, Maimun Yusuf, 89, kini mula berkempen dengan berbasikal dari rumah ke rumah sambil menjual kain.
Warga emas dari Kampung Atas Tol itu, berkata menjual kain pekerjaan tetapnya sejak 15 tahun lalu sekali gus memudahkan tugasnya berkempen untuk ‘Parti Tanah Melayu Bersama Dalam Islam’ menggunakan lambang kunci.
Menurutnya, anara persediaan yang sudah dilakukannya termasuk menempah 1,000 keping poster untuk ditampal di sekitar kawasan kampung dan bandar ini serta membeli telefon bimbit membabitkan kos kira-kira RM3,000.
“Sudah menjadi kebiasaan tok akan keluar menjual kaind ari jam 8 pagi hingga tengah hari dan sambil menjual kain, tok boleh berkempen untuk parti kunci.Walaupun sudah lanjut usia, wanita itu masih mampu mengayuh basikal bagi memastikan dia memenangi pilihan raya kali ini.
Bagi kerusi Parlimen berkenaan, Barisan Nasional (BN) diwakili penyandangnya, Datuk Razali Ismail berdepan calon ‘bidan terjun’, Mohamad Sabu yang juga Naib Presiden Pas.
“Tok tak percaya kepada mana-mana parti sebab itu masuk bertanding. Walaupun tak pandai membaca dan menulis, tok akan menggunakan khidmat kerani membantu kerja menguruskan dokumen jika menang,” katanya.
Menurutnya, kelmarin, dia mengupah anak rakannya, RM20 bagi mengisi borang penamaan calon kerana dia sendiri tidak tahu menulis dan membaca.
Katanya, dia mengumpul RM10,000 itu hasil jualan kain dan menerima bantuan Jabatan Kebajikan Masyarakat (JKM) RM200 sebulan dan menolak dakwaan konon wang pertaruhan itu hasil jualan tanah pusaka.
Sementara itu, jirannya, Jusoh Mohd, 56, berkata wanita itu gemar menonton Buletin Utama dan Berita Dunia dan ketika siaran kedua-dua slot itu, beliau akan menguatkan pembesar suara televisyen menyebabkan jiran tetangga tidak perlu memasang televisyen di rumah masing-masing.“Tok memang mengharapkan kemenangan kerana banyak faedah rakyat akan dapat termasuk buat rumah, sekolah dan pejabat mengikut rekaan terkini kerana sekolah yang ada sekarang fesyen lama dan warnanya tidak cantik,” katanya ketika ditemui berkempen di sekitar rumahnya di Kampung Gong Gemia, di sini, semalam.

I got this from a friend who sent it to me thru email....today:26/02/2008
More stories go here. and you can find the video here!Hemmm..personally,I think she has some real courage,but still, I couldn't agree on her trying to be a politician.She is an illiterate,and she is being assisted by Jabatan Kebajikan Masyarakat herself.Life was hard,yet she has the heart to simply 'waste' her 10k ( might be her biggest amount of money so far! ) for the election.And she even have to fork out another 3k for posters!Nenek..I think it would be better if you use that money for your Hajj!I am not trying to be prejudice,but as a kampung fellow myself,I know how meaningful RM10k for the 'less-fortunate' country fellow.This especially refers to those who are receiving charity assistance!To the extent that they can build a 'decent house'.Banyak woo...even for us,who worked our beatiful big fat *@& off!

On another note:I am going for my 1st election this year!Err...agak2 bley tangkap gambar dak?
My comment on this election?Hmmm...suffice to say....I LOVE TUN M!(taknak cakap bebanyak...kang salah tulis naya!) .
I wish I can ask this Questions:
1)Kenapakah rumah2 di Sarawak sungguh over-priced?After 5 years,the house started to sink deeper and there are even houses falling apart.Mind you,they cost you at least RM100k+++ for a single storey terrace!
2)Kenapakah harga keperluan terlalu tinggi?Eg:Kerang in Kuching=RM7 per/kg
Kerang in Ipoh:RM1.50 per/kg.
3)Kenapakah few years back ada sorg politician mengatakan begini?"HARGA RUMAH KEDIAMAN DI KUCHING DAN BANDAR2 UTAMA LAIN DI SARAWAK ADALAH MSIH SGT RENDAH JIKA DIBANDINGKAN DGN HARGA KEDIAMAN DI PARIS & LONDON!HOHHHHH!!!!IYELA...IT DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL PUN IF YOU HAVE BOUGHT A FEW HOUSES THERE ( I GUESS IT HELPS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE PRICE,KAN?),BUT PLEASE...ADALAH MENGHIRIS TAU TAK....UNTUK ORG2 YG BELUM MAMPU PERGI KE PARIS,LONDON ETC.
I was WRITING this,because currently I am still surveying and eyeing a few houses here in Matang Jaya ( we are not talking about the 2-bedrooms low cost house here! ).WHICH MAKES ME THINK,IF A CAREER WOMAN WHO SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE HOUSES STILL WHINE OVER THE PRICE,WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THOSE WHO ONLY HAVE A SINGLE BREADWINNER?Agak2 aa...take this for an example:
I have an information regarding rumah in Titi Serong's Area,2-storey Semi-D,priced at only RM120k++ & negotiable,compared to a 2nd hand 3 bedroom single storey terrace priced at RM165k ( intermediate lagi... ),won't your heart bleed in agony!nanti tak pasal2 semua org Sarawak pi beli rumah kat Semenanjung...!Entahla...kalu nak kata Kuching tok metropolitan...it iss not even next to Penang!Full-stop!TQ!Don't sue me...hehehhee...I am just voicing out my despair and concern,as the most loyal follower of BN!Hidup BN!Undilah BN!But BN..pls....

Saja suka2.... :-)

Copy paste from Aweng's Bulletin!Cool
questionnaires!

1. The song you've been most singing to
yourself recently?
+ Beauty & The Beast

2. What do you currently want right
now?
+ a HP laptop with Garskin!Way to go!!!!

3. What did you do today?
Woke up early & get ready to work!
4. Are you hungry?
+ Nope!Still very full!

5. What have you been thinking about
most today?
+ Sleeping la......

6. Do you ever just sit outside and
watch the stars?
+ yes.i found it terapiutic!

7. What is your current annoyance?
+ Malicious go$$!p!^( B*&#*!

8. Do you want a new cell phone?
+ no

9. Are you waiting for someone right
now?
+ no.

10. Name two things you're looking
forward for next week?
+ not really in anticipation!dull yeah?

11. Can you make new friends easily?
+ Yeah!

12. ?
+ ??????????

13. Do you plan out what you wear the
day before you wear it?
+ not really but will depend on my
necessity!

14. What is life to you?
+ Ces't la Vie?

15. Have you ever fallen for your best
friend?
+ yucks!that's incestious!err...at
least to me!no pun!

16. If you had a chance to save someone
significant to you, would you?
+ with all my will!

17. How many times do you eat each day?
+ err...continous....ehehehe

18. How do you cheer someone up?
+ err..a girl:a good hug and
giggly2..thingy! a guy...?
err...bergurau senda seadanya?ehehehe

19. Are you a morning person?
+ weekdays..yes!weekend...balas dendam
on the whole week's sleep debt!

20. Is it easier for you to fall asleep
or to be woken?
+ Both!

21. Think of one person, stick with it.
You don't have to say their name. Would
you pick them up alone 100 plus miles
away if it was your birthday?
+ YEs!

23. Give two reasons why you get
distracted in work.
+ Good weather for slumber!

24. Do you think it's funny when people
get hurt?
+ I am not that wicked!

25. Would you rather go to Tokyo or
Paris?
+ Paris + neighbouring EU countries...!

26. Do you have a guitar in your house?
+ yillek!

27. Do you wish you were somewhere else
right now?
+ YESSSS & YES & YES!

28. How often do you get onto
friendster?
+bila terasa rindu?hahahaha

29. How long can you go without your
mobile phone?
+ not really counting!I dun cling to it!
hehehe
30. Where's your mobile phone?
+ in my handbag...tucked in my pedestal
cabinet?

I am Tagging:
Zarina
Chenta Ku
Ejam
Wonn
Lydia
and whoever reads this :-)

Once Dewa - Dealova

Apa nak jadi la...?

Fengshui FAce Reading...hmmm

I read Chic's blog.Hmm...agak curios...so I tried to look at the meaning of my own moles.Truthfully ( ehem.. ) ,I don't believe in this..tetapi...wooohooo....hasilnya sungguh mengujakan....hehehe....Percaya tak percaya...aku mempunyai mole position yg cantik!Satu je...ada ker...multiple marriages?Weiii....nasib baik la tak betul!!

So...where's ur mole?

So...mine were:

1)No 52 & No 41-->Longevity

2)No 64----->High Intelligence ( hoh...atau pun 'Entingai'?)

3)No 5-------->Multiple Marriages...( tak nak aihh!).

For your own reading...gals,pls go here !

And for guys...........go here !

Warning:I am not promoting fengshui.This is just for fun.Any consequences by reading this material is solely on your own and has nothing to do with me.Thank You.

Selamat Pengantin Baru,Sh Azma

Went to Embok's wedding on February 10th,at Kampung Matang Lot.Reached there around half past 10 am,browsed to see if any other friends are coming.Hemm..nan ado!Anyway,I bumped into Rosla..oh..the good ol' days!Didn't manage to personally talk to Embok anyway,since the reception still ongoing and I have to leave shortly afterwards.But I did manged to snap some pix.Will upload it soon.Kengkawan,ssabar2...kekadang terlalu bz sampei x sempat...hehehe...tunggu lah! :-)
Anyway,congratulation again to embok!Semoga kekal slagi hayat dikandung badan!And may you welcome all the spices of married life,with open hearts and open minds!

70 Qs

I copied this from Aweng's Bulletin in my Friendster:Topic is 70 qs but hey...a few numbers missing lah!Tapi aku malas nak kira da!
70 Questions
Message:
The Unasked Questions 70 Questions Guaranteed You've NeverAnswered...
1. Would you bang your neighbor?
::: Gilo ko?
2. Describe your current relationship
::::Normal and on going...InsyaAllah!

4. What's the last movie you saw?
::: Alvin & The Chipmunks...
6. Whats your middle name?
::: Binti...boleh?
7. Who have you talked to most today?
::: Mak den!
8. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
::: no
9. Color of your boxers/underwear?
::: errr....
10. Color of your shirt?
::: dark blue flimsy blouse and brown tube?
11. I'm always ...
::: errr...indescribable lah!
12. Who's on speed dial 2?
::: i don't set on the speed dial!
13. Honestly, how many boys/girls haveubeen in love with?
::: uncountable?hahaha...seriously...2...my hubby & Shahrukh Khan!heheh
14. Whats your favorite season?
::: festive seasons!yeay!be merry!
15. How do you feel right now?
::: sleepy & err...uncertain?
19. Would you do anything for someoneelse?
::: for my kids....accordingly!
20. Have you ever been called a bitch?
::: not straight to my face i guess..hey...not everybody fancy us rite?
22. What is your ring tone?
::: Till You Do Me Right-After Seven
24. Are your grades good?
::: ok ok jak
26. I've come to realize that the lastperson who held my hand...
::: Min my sis,tis morning...
27. Do you hate anyone/anything?
::: HOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!BITCH!!!!!!...uppppsss....
26. Does your best friend have a myspace?
::: no
28. Last time you went out to lunch?
::: Last Friday kat Kwali
33. do you have one or more BritneySpears cd?
::: used to ...but now gone missing...org pinjam terus buat harta la!Nyampah!
34. What did you do last night?
::: tido!wat else?
36. Say you were given a drug testrightnow. Would you pass or fail?
::: hahahahahahaha
37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbournein your library?
::: will add it later :-).Thx for reminding!
42. What's the last thing you bought?
::: My breakfast this morning
43. What's the last thing someone boughtyou?
::: a hp
44. Do you ever sing in the shower?
::: used to do that...but not anymore!takut org ingat pontianak mana la melolong!hahaha
45. Whats your favorite movie?
::: Dilwale Dulhaniya Le jayenge....
48. Do you believe everyone has a soulmate?
::: i do!
49. Can you sing?
::: errr...
54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
::: Not so far.MAybe in the future?
55. Do you know how to knit?
::: Jari jari ku sakit semua....hampeh!
56. Do you have a job?
::: Ado!
58. What are you doing right now besides this survey?
::: sepatutnya tido la..
60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone?
::: Apollo!
61. Physics or chemistry?
::: Physics....!Will be in the next scroll :-P
62. Facebook or Myspace?
::: Neither.
63. Do you wear any jewelry?
::: Not related to Mami Jarum...kacau ah..clinging item!
65. G's or R's?
::: ?????????
66. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, orStar Wars?
::: Harry Potter lah!
67. Fly or road trip?
::: Either way...which one is more convenient!
68. Batman, Spiderman, or Superman?
::: Aishah Bustaman!
69. What's your favorite Disney movie
::: Lion King!
70. What are your plans for tonight??
::: Tido awai!

Gong Xi Fatt Choy...Sin Nien Kuai Le...

Gong Xi Fatt Chai to friends & colleagues. Stayed home and the weather was sunny..all merry and yeah...with the scorching heat,we chose to stay indoor.This is indeed a very long weekend for us.I am the kind of person who enjoy every festivities & celebrations,regardless of our differences.Maybe it's due to my multi-racial circle of friends,plus an open mindedness!I treasure whatever we have now in our country.Personally,I think it's the uniqueness of being Sarawakian that is,we get to enjoy various celebrations and ehem...extra public holidays...hehehhe.. To friends & colleagues who sent the invitation....err...i forgot lah to print the map.....so...errr.....Thanks for the invitation and sorry...maybe next year...pls remind me to print all `maps 1 week in advance :-P'
Last nite was a blast!Mercun berdentum...that it felt like living in a warzone.No..I am not complaining...we are used to it.It fell truly merry!Heehe...it felt like we are celebrating hari Raya plak... : -).
Anyway,here's a picture of a lion dance troup performing at my neighbour's place.Across the road;

Tengok dari dalam gate jer la...satni anak aku menyebok kang terpeleot plak kaki lion dancer tuh...nak mengelak depa....


Syahmi's Version of Lion Dance! :-D...hahahaha....hilarious!!!!!!!!