Feona told me this story today,during our "sleepy hours" (read:lepas lunch).Well,I find the story amusing yet err...tragic!At least to me...so here goes!Oh...it DID happen!Nah...kisah benar!
Scene A:
Uncle A reported to the police station in his residential area,that his cow has gone missing.He was upset and desperate to find the beloved cow!Poor Uncle A!tsk...
Scene B:
Uncle B was enraged when he found out that a loose cow has been destroying his vegetation area,eating every single shoots and leaves,trampled on his newly-built and planted farm!Oh...so furious and upset..he went to report that to the police too!He was angry for the owner who doesn't seem to care for his cow!The cow was wandering in his farm,untied!!!!!Hoh!!!!!
Scene C:
The poor headmaster,together with a class of students,went to the police station.Shocked,and sad,he reported that one of his fellow student has committed suicide,by hanging himself with a rope that people usually use to tie a cow!Oh...poor thing!tragic innit?
Significant points?They went to the same police station,reported on 3 different cases,but indirectly connected by 1 object!Can you determine the connecter?Yeah..of course the cow!Oh...
So...The boy actually took the rope from the cow,so the cow went lose and destroyed the farm of Uncle B!Both Uncle B were furios,they made a police report..only to find out that the rope has claimed a life of a young adolescent!Now...kesian tak policemen itu?dah takde kes....hmmm...
oppss...I was wondering:Did they all meet there?Uncle A,Uncle B and the headmaster?
Ain's Birthday
Syahmi's Bday
Wafi's bday
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Gaji..ada naik?
This is a backdated entry.Back to March 17th .
If I am ever in the position to evaluate,I would ensure my self to rate/evaluate things on work Quality,regardless of the amount of time people spend at their workplace!hehehe....truthfully,I knew of the fact that,the amount of internet surfing always overrides the amount of job done!Some would use internet for blogging,some would even chat on YM!So,what's new?Everybody goes online,including the BIG SCARY BOSSES!But hell,to me what's important is:Once you are assigned a task,how did you go about it?Now...THAT matters the most!Betul?Thank you and keep this in mind:If you love the money,pls make sure you love the job!That helps to make you feel good,if not best!Cheers....
So finally we have received our 'latest' appraisal letter.Alhamdulillah.Much to my expectation,I have the salary rise of 5%.Ahemm...out of my old basic salary,5% have given me a 3-figure salary rise!That's good.Though the position remains unchanged,I am indeed very happy for that matter :-).Rezeki anak2 dan rezeki aku nak jadi budak sekolah!Yeayy!
On another note:Heard that a couple of person have been promoted,and yes...based on length of service!Hmmm...does that mean,the longer you are in service,the better you are?Ye ke?
That made me promised to myself:
If I am ever in the position to evaluate,I would ensure my self to rate/evaluate things on work Quality,regardless of the amount of time people spend at their workplace!hehehe....truthfully,I knew of the fact that,the amount of internet surfing always overrides the amount of job done!Some would use internet for blogging,some would even chat on YM!So,what's new?Everybody goes online,including the BIG SCARY BOSSES!But hell,to me what's important is:Once you are assigned a task,how did you go about it?Now...THAT matters the most!Betul?Thank you and keep this in mind:If you love the money,pls make sure you love the job!That helps to make you feel good,if not best!Cheers....Monday, March 24, 2008
The 12th General Election-a brief glance!
I have been restraining myself from writing about the latest election.I felt that I am in no position to criticize for I didn't make it to the polling centre.Not really my fault...but my alarm didn't go off,so my plan was hancuss!I did't manage to go in the evening either,knowing that I have a few PERSONAL things to settle!Urgh...there goes my semangat berkobar2!
Anyway,here' a poem from the late Usman Awang/Tongkat Warrant.It keeps me wondering...how many pak Utih are there in our commnity?
Pak Utih ~ Usman Awang
I
Punya satu isteri mau dakap sampai mati,
Lima anak mau makan setiap hari,
Teratak tua digayuti cerita pusaka,
Sebidang tanah tandus untuk huma.
Kulit tangan tegang berbelulang,
Biasa keluarkan peluh berapa saja,
O Pak Utih, petani yang berjasa.
Tapi malaria senang menjenguk mereka,
Meski dalam sembahyang doa berjuta,
Dan Mak Utih bisa panggil dukun kampung,
Lalu jampi matera serapah berulang-ulang.
Betapa Pak Dukun dan bekalan pulang,
Wang dan ayam dara diikat bersilang.
II
Di kota pemimpin berteriak-teriak,
Pilihanraya dan kemerdekaan rakyat,
Seribu kemakmuran dalam negara berdaulat,
Jambatan mas kemakmuran sampai ke akhirat.
Ketika kemenangan bersinar gemilang,
Pemimpin atas mobil maju ke depan, dadanya terbuka,
Ah, rakyat tercinta melambaikan tangan mereka.
Di mana-mana jamuan dan pesta makan,
Ayam panggang yang enak di depan,
Datang dari desa yang dijanjikan kemakmuran.
Pak Utih masih menanti dengan doa,
Bapak-bapak pergi ke mana di mobil besar?
Usman Awang
1954
English Translation
Father Utih
I
He has one wife - whom he embraces until death
five children who want to eat everyday
an old hut where an inherited tale is hanging
a piece of barren land to cultivate.
The skin of his hands is taut and calloused
accustomed to any amount of sweat
O Father Utih, the worthy peasant.
But malaria comes hunting them
even though he offers a million prayers
and Mother Utih calls the village medicine man
for magic formulas, curses repeatedly chanted.
The medicine man with his reward goes home
with money and a pullet tied together.
II
In towns the leaders keep shouting
of elections and the people’s freedom
of thousand-fold prosperity in a sovereign state
a golden bridge of prosperity into the world hereafter.
When victory brightly shines
the leaders in cars move forward,
their chests thrust forward
O! the beloved subjects wave their hands.
Everywhere there are banquets and festivities
delicious roast chicken is served
chicken from the village promised prosperity.
Father Utih still waits in prayer
where are the leaders going in their limousines?
Usman Awang
1954
(Translated by Adibah Amin)
Anyway,here' a poem from the late Usman Awang/Tongkat Warrant.It keeps me wondering...how many pak Utih are there in our commnity?
Pak Utih ~ Usman Awang
I
Punya satu isteri mau dakap sampai mati,
Lima anak mau makan setiap hari,
Teratak tua digayuti cerita pusaka,
Sebidang tanah tandus untuk huma.
Kulit tangan tegang berbelulang,
Biasa keluarkan peluh berapa saja,
O Pak Utih, petani yang berjasa.
Tapi malaria senang menjenguk mereka,
Meski dalam sembahyang doa berjuta,
Dan Mak Utih bisa panggil dukun kampung,
Lalu jampi matera serapah berulang-ulang.
Betapa Pak Dukun dan bekalan pulang,
Wang dan ayam dara diikat bersilang.
II
Di kota pemimpin berteriak-teriak,
Pilihanraya dan kemerdekaan rakyat,
Seribu kemakmuran dalam negara berdaulat,
Jambatan mas kemakmuran sampai ke akhirat.
Ketika kemenangan bersinar gemilang,
Pemimpin atas mobil maju ke depan, dadanya terbuka,
Ah, rakyat tercinta melambaikan tangan mereka.
Di mana-mana jamuan dan pesta makan,
Ayam panggang yang enak di depan,
Datang dari desa yang dijanjikan kemakmuran.
Pak Utih masih menanti dengan doa,
Bapak-bapak pergi ke mana di mobil besar?
Usman Awang
1954
English Translation
Father Utih
I
He has one wife - whom he embraces until death
five children who want to eat everyday
an old hut where an inherited tale is hanging
a piece of barren land to cultivate.
The skin of his hands is taut and calloused
accustomed to any amount of sweat
O Father Utih, the worthy peasant.
But malaria comes hunting them
even though he offers a million prayers
and Mother Utih calls the village medicine man
for magic formulas, curses repeatedly chanted.
The medicine man with his reward goes home
with money and a pullet tied together.
II
In towns the leaders keep shouting
of elections and the people’s freedom
of thousand-fold prosperity in a sovereign state
a golden bridge of prosperity into the world hereafter.
When victory brightly shines
the leaders in cars move forward,
their chests thrust forward
O! the beloved subjects wave their hands.
Everywhere there are banquets and festivities
delicious roast chicken is served
chicken from the village promised prosperity.
Father Utih still waits in prayer
where are the leaders going in their limousines?
Usman Awang
1954
(Translated by Adibah Amin)
Friday, March 21, 2008
A Long Weekend Indeed!
- Thursday ( 20th March) is Maulidurrasul.And today is Good Friday.So the 2 days topped up to our weekend break!Yeayyy!!!!!We enjoyed the weekend at home,doing the cleaning,lazying around.I did plan to go for swimming la,apa la,but ended up mencuci longkang dengan jayanya!Ohh...how I loved Singing in The Rain!Haha..kidding!I scrubbed the drain at the backyard,in a heavy downpour which made it effortless!Yes!I love being in the rain!(Tapi bila anak main ujan aku marah plak!Tak adil kan?)But the duration was short,a mere +/- 1/2 hour or so!Random guess!But I succeeded in cleaning the drain!Now it's sparkling ( sparkling la sangat!tunggu la anak aku masuk semua isi alam dalam tu karang! :-p).
- And today I learned that Syahmi cried when Ain trampled on a baby snail they found.Bersungguh2 la menangis...!Haru la anak lelaki aku yg sorang nih!When I told K Ain not to do that for fear "that mak abah snail will come and punished her",she answered me nonchalantly:"Eleh...K Ain kan besar,depa kan kecik!"Okk...mak hang keja pun dalam group 0.18 Logic yer!?Haii anak2....
- I read thru Zarina's Fat Part 3,well...headache!Hehehe...headache la konon!To be honest,yes..I am now trying to lose some weight!I didn't do it the drastic ways!I've learned my lesson!I just cut off on my dinner!Well,I managed to lose a mere 1kg after almost 2 months...and I still stick to it.Considering that I don't have enough time to do exercise...bukan malas(ehemm!self-denial kah aku? :-P )..i tried to be good!If I have to eat at night,I will subsitute it with salad!hemmm...Gigih?Ya...!I used to have that 34-27-35 figure mind you!But the sad story began when I gained weight in Y2k ( gila kena bug! ).I just gained extra 2kgs from my usually-fixed-weight at 51.5kg.All freaked out,I went to the pharmacy asking for my pack of Cellasene (aku tgk dlm rancangan mana tah..Normala Samsudin punye pasai la nih..!).That costed me RM125 for 40 capsules!Oh..it helped.I gained back my old weight after 3 weeks.Disastrously,once I stopped,I gained 4kgs more!Oh....BIG MISTAKE!BUDUH la kan?and the story never end...sampai ke sudah!Hohh!!!!!!!!rasa macam nak makan jamu ada gak,and impulsively rasa macam nak walk thru the door of Slimworld pun ada gak!nghahahaha...sedeeyyyhh!!!!!!
hemm...ntah apa2 la....but tomorrow will be the cooking session la!Nak buat laksa penang!Ha ... yang nih tak menggemukkan kan?Will upload the pic of a succulent,mouth-watering laksa when done!Till then,Selamat Maulidurrasul and Happy Easter!
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Puting Beliung di Kampung ku! 14 March 2008
Puting beliung mengganas Oleh Anuar Kapok dan Mastura Ismail
32 rumah rosak di Kabong dan sebuah di Patiambun, Limbang
KABONG: Puluhan rumah rosak setelah dilanda puting beliung dan tiupan angin kencang dalam dua kejadian berasingan di Kampung Emplam, Kabong dan Kampung Patiambun, Limbang pada petang dan malam Jumaat lalu.
Di Kampung Emplam, 32 buah rumah yang terletak kira-kira 25 kilometer dari sini, rosak dalam kejadian yang berlaku pada kira-kira jam 3.40 petang itu.
Dua daripada rumah terbabit ranap menyembah bumi, manakala yang lain rosak pada bahagian atapnya.
Namun demikian, sebuah keluarga yang sedang berkumpul di dalam salah sebuah rumah yang ranap itu terselamat, termasuk seorang kanak-kanak berusia setahun setengah dan bayi berumur enam bulan.
Ketua Kampung Emplam, Bustamam Bakar ketika di-temui semalam menjelaskan, akibat kejadian itu beberapa penduduk yang terjejas terpaksa menumpang di rumah jiran yang terselamat.
Bertindak atas maklumat penduduk, pihak Tabung Baitulmal Sarawak Cawangan Sri Aman yang diwakili Ketua Cawangan Baitulmal Sri Aman Shamsul Bahri Manap, Eksekutif Cawangan Ustaz Zulhazmi Bohari, Ketua Cawangan Tabung Baitulmal Sara-wak Cawangan Sarikei Ustaz Abdul Rahman tampil menghulurkan bantuan makanan asas kepada mangsa pada kira-kira jam 9 malam Jumaat (hari kejadian).
Manakala pada kira-kira jam 11 pagi semalam (Sabtu), Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri (ADUN) Kalaka Abdul Wahab Aziz serta rombongan hadir bagi melawat kawasan kejadian.
Turut sama ialah Pegawai Daerah Saratok Daniel Supit dan Pegawai Tadbir Sarawak Kabong Nazari Bujang.
Semasa kunjungan itu, Wahab menyerahkan geran kerajaan sebanyak RM25,000 kepada penduduk yang terlibat dalam bencana berkenaan.
Pihak Jabatan Kebajikan Masyarakat Saratok, polis dan bomba juga terlibat dalam menghulurkan bantuan kepada mangsa.
Sementara itu, seorang penduduk, Zain Idi, 46, berkata kejadian ribut itu bermula dengan keadaan cuaca yang mendung, diikuti hujan dan ribut petir.
“Selepas itu penduduk digemparkan dengan satu terjahan angin yang berputar serta mencabut, mematah dan menumbangkan pokok-pokok sebelum menerbangkan atap rumah penduduk.
“Beberapa penduduk yang kebetulan baru balik dari menangkap ikan turut terserempak dengan kejadian itu di sungai. Air sungai dikatakan menjulang setinggi kira-kira enam meter ketika puting beliung melanda,” ujarnya.
Menurut Zain lagi, kejadian seumpama itu pernah berlaku di Kampung Sessang berdekatan Kampung Emplam pada tahun 1968.
Dalam kejadian kali ini, tujuh buah rumah penduduk Kampung Sessang turut terkena tempias apabila atap rumah mereka diterbangkan angin. Selain pokok buah-buahan, tanaman padi penduduk turut menjadi mangsa puting beliung kali ini apabila beratus-ratus ekar sawah milik penduduk musnah.
Ketika berita ini ditulis, penduduk sedang sibuk memperbaiki kediaman masing-masing, namun tiada kemalangan jiwa dilaporkan.
I tried to call my dad,but to no avail!I feel worried,but I believe they're in good condition!Lemme see how first la!
*My father called back and said that my family is not affected!Alhamdulillah!
32 rumah rosak di Kabong dan sebuah di Patiambun, Limbang
KABONG: Puluhan rumah rosak setelah dilanda puting beliung dan tiupan angin kencang dalam dua kejadian berasingan di Kampung Emplam, Kabong dan Kampung Patiambun, Limbang pada petang dan malam Jumaat lalu.
Di Kampung Emplam, 32 buah rumah yang terletak kira-kira 25 kilometer dari sini, rosak dalam kejadian yang berlaku pada kira-kira jam 3.40 petang itu.
Dua daripada rumah terbabit ranap menyembah bumi, manakala yang lain rosak pada bahagian atapnya.
Namun demikian, sebuah keluarga yang sedang berkumpul di dalam salah sebuah rumah yang ranap itu terselamat, termasuk seorang kanak-kanak berusia setahun setengah dan bayi berumur enam bulan.
Ketua Kampung Emplam, Bustamam Bakar ketika di-temui semalam menjelaskan, akibat kejadian itu beberapa penduduk yang terjejas terpaksa menumpang di rumah jiran yang terselamat.
Bertindak atas maklumat penduduk, pihak Tabung Baitulmal Sarawak Cawangan Sri Aman yang diwakili Ketua Cawangan Baitulmal Sri Aman Shamsul Bahri Manap, Eksekutif Cawangan Ustaz Zulhazmi Bohari, Ketua Cawangan Tabung Baitulmal Sara-wak Cawangan Sarikei Ustaz Abdul Rahman tampil menghulurkan bantuan makanan asas kepada mangsa pada kira-kira jam 9 malam Jumaat (hari kejadian).
Manakala pada kira-kira jam 11 pagi semalam (Sabtu), Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri (ADUN) Kalaka Abdul Wahab Aziz serta rombongan hadir bagi melawat kawasan kejadian.
Turut sama ialah Pegawai Daerah Saratok Daniel Supit dan Pegawai Tadbir Sarawak Kabong Nazari Bujang.
Semasa kunjungan itu, Wahab menyerahkan geran kerajaan sebanyak RM25,000 kepada penduduk yang terlibat dalam bencana berkenaan.
Pihak Jabatan Kebajikan Masyarakat Saratok, polis dan bomba juga terlibat dalam menghulurkan bantuan kepada mangsa.
Sementara itu, seorang penduduk, Zain Idi, 46, berkata kejadian ribut itu bermula dengan keadaan cuaca yang mendung, diikuti hujan dan ribut petir.
“Selepas itu penduduk digemparkan dengan satu terjahan angin yang berputar serta mencabut, mematah dan menumbangkan pokok-pokok sebelum menerbangkan atap rumah penduduk.
“Beberapa penduduk yang kebetulan baru balik dari menangkap ikan turut terserempak dengan kejadian itu di sungai. Air sungai dikatakan menjulang setinggi kira-kira enam meter ketika puting beliung melanda,” ujarnya.
Menurut Zain lagi, kejadian seumpama itu pernah berlaku di Kampung Sessang berdekatan Kampung Emplam pada tahun 1968.
Dalam kejadian kali ini, tujuh buah rumah penduduk Kampung Sessang turut terkena tempias apabila atap rumah mereka diterbangkan angin. Selain pokok buah-buahan, tanaman padi penduduk turut menjadi mangsa puting beliung kali ini apabila beratus-ratus ekar sawah milik penduduk musnah.
Ketika berita ini ditulis, penduduk sedang sibuk memperbaiki kediaman masing-masing, namun tiada kemalangan jiwa dilaporkan.
I tried to call my dad,but to no avail!I feel worried,but I believe they're in good condition!Lemme see how first la!
*My father called back and said that my family is not affected!Alhamdulillah!
Aku Dan Lelaki
Men/guys/boys are the most common person to label me"HOH!STucked-up!" or "Jual Mahal"! or "sombong!" or "Ranking giler ahh pompuan nih!" or hahahahaha.... "Puteri Salju Berhati Batu"!But some would take me as ..."alaaahhh...sayangnya aku kat adik yang sorang nih!" or "She is the best of friend you can ever have!" or "Girl,I really owe you big time!" or "U R damn cool!" or hahahaha... "Ko ngan aku sama2 mereng!"Ngahahaha...
Hmmm....one would wonder ...why such "extreme" comments?
The men in the 1st category are the men who:
1)Budak2 lelaki yang perasan kaya dan perasan best tetapi buat perangai Mat Rempit dgn menyiul2 homosapien2 yang bergender pompuan sambil pegang tin Anchor/Heineken/Tiger dikongsi beramai2!Bodoh!
2)Muka lepak kat tembok tapi sekolah sampai darjah 6 dan tetiba mengucapkan:Oh!ILU!-Hoi!Ni lagi satu bodoh!
3)Yang dok lepak kat public phone dan bila kau tgh telefon...dia akan muncul ( oh creeeppyyy!)...dan mengucapkan..."Aku lama dah suka kat ko...napa ko buat tak tau?Ko nak apa?!-eh!Mental seh!!!Pi ambik form Bt 7 nun...ada lagi vacancy!
4)Yang jenis hehehe....dok menghambur kata2 manis di depan perempuan2 yang dah kurang manis....pastu dia mai kat kau dan berkata begini:Eh!Aku heran betul la...other girls would run into my arms when I smiled to them,tapi engkau dah la jual mahal,buat tak nampak lagi ada!Aku kat tepi pun ko buat tak tau!Apa kurang sangat ke aku nih?Gila ranking aa minah nih!-my reply:Taik la kau!Yang kau hangin pesal?Aku tak layan engkau pun apa masalahnya?Engko dah kenapa?Nak ranking sangat?ha nih nak bagitau...kalau taik...lalat lah yang banyak ,menghurungnya!Cukup puas hati?hehehe...lebih dari tu!( iklan sabun apa tah ...hahaha).
5)Yang jenis menghantar mesej2 cinta dan keropok,coklat,cekedis,bunga tiruan dan bunga betul dan belikan ntah hapa2....dgn harapan aku akan bercinta!Tetapi telah dinyatakan dgn jelas bahawasanya:That feeling hasn't hit me yet!Ewww...geli tak?Dah la bahsa jiwang2...aku kalu jiwang2 nih lembap sket!!!!!!-oh!Saya bukan Puteri Salju ( bila masa aa aku nih anak raja ...ngahaha ) berhati batu ( ishhh!!!!!!kronik!!!!),cuma belum ada tersentuh dijiwa nak bercinta!Ok...try ur luck with others,ramai lagi yg cantik dan comel serta bersopan santun!saya nih thp pompuan yang bising dan kurang ayu la....bulih?
Hmmmm....
2nd category is easier to explain:They are all my friends!Best of friends,abang angkat,kawan sekongsi nota,sekongsi air sebotol,sekongsi aiskrim( ya aku ada kawan yg sungguhhh tidak peduli...hehe),sekongsi cerita,dan ada gak yang menjadi pengiring disaat aku nak berjumpa ngan chenta ku ( hu...masa aku dah pandai bercinta!hehehe).Itulah dia.
To explain more,I am the type of girl/woman who prefers men as a friend!They are less fussy,in a way that you can say anything to them,they won't get hurt!but,be their grilfriend...oh...ada gak la yg jenis sedih dan pilu tak habis2...!uishh...!Seb baik hubby aku tak camtu....tapi itu la...dah jadi hubby takkan nak cakap macam cakap ngan kengkawan kot!Mereng apa kalu buat perangai camtu...ye dak?Tetapi,a few types of guys who would not be in my list of friends...YANG LAM 1st CATEGORY tu la... amenda aaa!Chauvinist big time!Hello....u are not that great just because u are borned with chromosome XY!Just be nice,simple,be yourself,not pretentious,and yes...pls...jadilah bijak sikit!Trust me...I find smart guys are a great turn on!hahahaha...oppps..
Hmmm....one would wonder ...why such "extreme" comments?
The men in the 1st category are the men who:
1)Budak2 lelaki yang perasan kaya dan perasan best tetapi buat perangai Mat Rempit dgn menyiul2 homosapien2 yang bergender pompuan sambil pegang tin Anchor/Heineken/Tiger dikongsi beramai2!Bodoh!
2)Muka lepak kat tembok tapi sekolah sampai darjah 6 dan tetiba mengucapkan:Oh!ILU!-Hoi!Ni lagi satu bodoh!
3)Yang dok lepak kat public phone dan bila kau tgh telefon...dia akan muncul ( oh creeeppyyy!)...dan mengucapkan..."Aku lama dah suka kat ko...napa ko buat tak tau?Ko nak apa?!-eh!Mental seh!!!Pi ambik form Bt 7 nun...ada lagi vacancy!
4)Yang jenis hehehe....dok menghambur kata2 manis di depan perempuan2 yang dah kurang manis....pastu dia mai kat kau dan berkata begini:Eh!Aku heran betul la...other girls would run into my arms when I smiled to them,tapi engkau dah la jual mahal,buat tak nampak lagi ada!Aku kat tepi pun ko buat tak tau!Apa kurang sangat ke aku nih?Gila ranking aa minah nih!-my reply:Taik la kau!Yang kau hangin pesal?Aku tak layan engkau pun apa masalahnya?Engko dah kenapa?Nak ranking sangat?ha nih nak bagitau...kalau taik...lalat lah yang banyak ,menghurungnya!Cukup puas hati?hehehe...lebih dari tu!( iklan sabun apa tah ...hahaha).
5)Yang jenis menghantar mesej2 cinta dan keropok,coklat,cekedis,bunga tiruan dan bunga betul dan belikan ntah hapa2....dgn harapan aku akan bercinta!Tetapi telah dinyatakan dgn jelas bahawasanya:That feeling hasn't hit me yet!Ewww...geli tak?Dah la bahsa jiwang2...aku kalu jiwang2 nih lembap sket!!!!!!-oh!Saya bukan Puteri Salju ( bila masa aa aku nih anak raja ...ngahaha ) berhati batu ( ishhh!!!!!!kronik!!!!),cuma belum ada tersentuh dijiwa nak bercinta!Ok...try ur luck with others,ramai lagi yg cantik dan comel serta bersopan santun!saya nih thp pompuan yang bising dan kurang ayu la....bulih?
Hmmmm....
2nd category is easier to explain:They are all my friends!Best of friends,abang angkat,kawan sekongsi nota,sekongsi air sebotol,sekongsi aiskrim( ya aku ada kawan yg sungguhhh tidak peduli...hehe),sekongsi cerita,dan ada gak yang menjadi pengiring disaat aku nak berjumpa ngan chenta ku ( hu...masa aku dah pandai bercinta!hehehe).Itulah dia.
To explain more,I am the type of girl/woman who prefers men as a friend!They are less fussy,in a way that you can say anything to them,they won't get hurt!but,be their grilfriend...oh...ada gak la yg jenis sedih dan pilu tak habis2...!uishh...!Seb baik hubby aku tak camtu....tapi itu la...dah jadi hubby takkan nak cakap macam cakap ngan kengkawan kot!Mereng apa kalu buat perangai camtu...ye dak?Tetapi,a few types of guys who would not be in my list of friends...YANG LAM 1st CATEGORY tu la... amenda aaa!Chauvinist big time!Hello....u are not that great just because u are borned with chromosome XY!Just be nice,simple,be yourself,not pretentious,and yes...pls...jadilah bijak sikit!Trust me...I find smart guys are a great turn on!hahahaha...oppps..
Monday, March 17, 2008
Tagged!Again... :-)
Was tagged by Zara.The question was:"Where do I usually go online..."
So here goes:
1)Blogging-yup!I am addicted to this as well.I go around reading friend's blog and hopping everywhere!Haha...it is kinda terapiutic since I am fixed to office PC whole day long.Trust me...all work and no play makes jack a dull boy!In this case,it makes me a dull girl!(Hohhh!Girl...?err... :-P ).Most visited blog would be Zarina's la...I like reading thru her journey...macam travelogue yg very extensive!Tepuk2...tepuk2!Yela...nak tunggu aku gi German lambat lagi...nasi dah jadi bubur...( ntah hapa2...hehhe).Hmmm...and I like her style of writing...very well-written!Nak tunggu aku tulis macam tu..lammmmbaaatttttt lagi!I screwed up at writing!I only write 'good article' kalau perlu jek....i.e;exam BM!
2)Past Exam Papers-My current obsession is;amongst all...google for Past Exam Papers for Physics & Mathematics for Physics.It is understandable,considering that I will be back to the study world this June.Knowing that I have leave my lecture notes/tutorials somewhere undetectable,and for fear that every single thing has escaped my memory,I must ensure that I am equipped with at least....a few questions!Not to mention the so-called well-prepared notes!Hehe..money matters...I don't want to throw my few Ks of Ringgit down the drain!
3)On-line Bookstores-Most visited:Kinokuniya & MPH.Blame me for being lazy,but truthfully...I found it appealing to buy on-line.Well,I have issue with dragging along 3 lil' kids to a bookstore,who always mistakenly took bookstores as a maze that perfectly fits their hunger for hide & seek!And oh!....they enjoyed themselves immensely that we always end up being stared at by other bookworms!I think I can guess what's in their head..."eh!diorg ingat ni playground or what?bawak anak2 pi buat bising!"Sigh....
4)national Car's Website- Browsing around comparing betwen the NEW SAGA and MYVi and Viva!Hahahaha....Lesen masih L,tapi semangat berkobar2 gila!Marak menyala!But I don't limit the browsing to Perodua or Proton only,I do go at other sites!Hehehe...akan tetapi.....browse la sajork.......untuk membeli blom la lagi!Lagi pun,come to think of it..."I used Kancil to learn driving....soo....".Uhhh...we'll see what it will be :-P!
5)Laptop's Manufacturer-Dell's & HP's website.Tgh la aku kemaruk memikirkan...Should I or shouldn't I?Nah....over-excited kan?Oh....sue me for that!But hey...you know what?I've been away from books,number-crunching session,brain-racking moment and nerdy-stuff for awhile now that to think of one stirs my spirit high!REAAALLLL HIGHHHH!!!!!!!!Semengat mauk ada...!Ahaha..to compliment that,it's not a sin if I indulge in that 'high' feeling aight?Ngahahaha.....
6)Last but not least,Google & Yahoo-of random interests!That includes,vacation info ( ohhh...Annual Leave...oh RM...but I have long term plans...sheesshhh!),recipes,notes,and all the ya-ya ga-ga nonsense!Hehehe...crappy sometimes...but it's good to burn (read:waste) some times....while in the office!Sometimes things can get boring bila kerja yang dah di plan tidak menjadi or simply....oh...very little work!I am lucky in a way...but not all the time...! :-P
So here goes:
1)Blogging-yup!I am addicted to this as well.I go around reading friend's blog and hopping everywhere!Haha...it is kinda terapiutic since I am fixed to office PC whole day long.Trust me...all work and no play makes jack a dull boy!In this case,it makes me a dull girl!(Hohhh!Girl...?err... :-P ).Most visited blog would be Zarina's la...I like reading thru her journey...macam travelogue yg very extensive!Tepuk2...tepuk2!Yela...nak tunggu aku gi German lambat lagi...nasi dah jadi bubur...( ntah hapa2...hehhe).Hmmm...and I like her style of writing...very well-written!Nak tunggu aku tulis macam tu..lammmmbaaatttttt lagi!I screwed up at writing!I only write 'good article' kalau perlu jek....i.e;exam BM!
2)Past Exam Papers-My current obsession is;amongst all...google for Past Exam Papers for Physics & Mathematics for Physics.It is understandable,considering that I will be back to the study world this June.Knowing that I have leave my lecture notes/tutorials somewhere undetectable,and for fear that every single thing has escaped my memory,I must ensure that I am equipped with at least....a few questions!Not to mention the so-called well-prepared notes!Hehe..money matters...I don't want to throw my few Ks of Ringgit down the drain!
3)On-line Bookstores-Most visited:Kinokuniya & MPH.Blame me for being lazy,but truthfully...I found it appealing to buy on-line.Well,I have issue with dragging along 3 lil' kids to a bookstore,who always mistakenly took bookstores as a maze that perfectly fits their hunger for hide & seek!And oh!....they enjoyed themselves immensely that we always end up being stared at by other bookworms!I think I can guess what's in their head..."eh!diorg ingat ni playground or what?bawak anak2 pi buat bising!"Sigh....
4)national Car's Website- Browsing around comparing betwen the NEW SAGA and MYVi and Viva!Hahahaha....Lesen masih L,tapi semangat berkobar2 gila!Marak menyala!But I don't limit the browsing to Perodua or Proton only,I do go at other sites!Hehehe...akan tetapi.....browse la sajork.......untuk membeli blom la lagi!Lagi pun,come to think of it..."I used Kancil to learn driving....soo....".Uhhh...we'll see what it will be :-P!
5)Laptop's Manufacturer-Dell's & HP's website.Tgh la aku kemaruk memikirkan...Should I or shouldn't I?Nah....over-excited kan?Oh....sue me for that!But hey...you know what?I've been away from books,number-crunching session,brain-racking moment and nerdy-stuff for awhile now that to think of one stirs my spirit high!REAAALLLL HIGHHHH!!!!!!!!Semengat mauk ada...!Ahaha..to compliment that,it's not a sin if I indulge in that 'high' feeling aight?Ngahahaha.....
6)Last but not least,Google & Yahoo-of random interests!That includes,vacation info ( ohhh...Annual Leave...oh RM...but I have long term plans...sheesshhh!),recipes,notes,and all the ya-ya ga-ga nonsense!Hehehe...crappy sometimes...but it's good to burn (read:waste) some times....while in the office!Sometimes things can get boring bila kerja yang dah di plan tidak menjadi or simply....oh...very little work!I am lucky in a way...but not all the time...! :-P
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Accident di Litar
I am suppoesd to do the usual weekend cleaning ( segan nak sebut spring cleaning..hehee) ,right after my driving class this morning.My kids are not around,I left them with their mama.But an incident at the driving academy this morning is something that must be put on record!Hooohhh!Sungguh menakutkan!Ok...aku daramatic!
There's this one girl who drove right behind me to the parking traininng area.As usual,I do it smoothly,but when I was about to drive out of the "box" sang Kernchill tu dok mengaum,pastu mati enjin!Aku dok pasang 2 -3 kali lagu tu jugak!baru jek aku nak menghanginkan diri dgn mendengus seperti seekor dragon ( err...terkena badi cerita Enchanted yg anak aku dok pulun tgk hari2....jemu nya aku!Nasib baik pakcik tu hensem...),tetiba aku mendengar bunyi seperti dragon dan vrooommmm.....gedegang ya amatttsss!Sekali aku tengok la...budak tu dah terbabas dan besi pengahadang dah terpelanting...tiang hat pondok dah patah...dan tayar 2 bijik meletup!SUMPAHHHH!!!!!!!!!Aku terkejut sehingga menjadi BODOH sekejap!percayalah...aku menggelatar sampai mau 10 mins aku terkaku dlm box tu,nak pasang enjin pun aku tergamam!Uiiiii......that was reallly close!Percayalah aku,setiap yg berlaku ada hikmahnya!Kalau la aku tgh reverse dan swing keluar tadi....mau aku dah arwah dah budak tu hentam aku dgn kereta tu!Tuan2 dan puan2 bayangkanlah.....kalau dia dgn kelajuan yg boleh menukar Kernchill menjadi helikopter dan mematahkan tiang dgn sekali hentam,menghentam aku...sudah pastinya bukan scratch kecik yang aku dpt!HARUS aku masuk ICU okk...!HAishhh....nauzubillah!Hahhh............scary............scary......scary.............
Aduh....kan jantung ku berdegup laju....macam kata Ain...Nasib baik jantung tak pecah!hehehhee...K Ain...K Ain...analogy dia memang boleh tahan extreme....
There's this one girl who drove right behind me to the parking traininng area.As usual,I do it smoothly,but when I was about to drive out of the "box" sang Kernchill tu dok mengaum,pastu mati enjin!Aku dok pasang 2 -3 kali lagu tu jugak!baru jek aku nak menghanginkan diri dgn mendengus seperti seekor dragon ( err...terkena badi cerita Enchanted yg anak aku dok pulun tgk hari2....jemu nya aku!Nasib baik pakcik tu hensem...),tetiba aku mendengar bunyi seperti dragon dan vrooommmm.....gedegang ya amatttsss!Sekali aku tengok la...budak tu dah terbabas dan besi pengahadang dah terpelanting...tiang hat pondok dah patah...dan tayar 2 bijik meletup!SUMPAHHHH!!!!!!!!!Aku terkejut sehingga menjadi BODOH sekejap!percayalah...aku menggelatar sampai mau 10 mins aku terkaku dlm box tu,nak pasang enjin pun aku tergamam!Uiiiii......that was reallly close!Percayalah aku,setiap yg berlaku ada hikmahnya!Kalau la aku tgh reverse dan swing keluar tadi....mau aku dah arwah dah budak tu hentam aku dgn kereta tu!Tuan2 dan puan2 bayangkanlah.....kalau dia dgn kelajuan yg boleh menukar Kernchill menjadi helikopter dan mematahkan tiang dgn sekali hentam,menghentam aku...sudah pastinya bukan scratch kecik yang aku dpt!HARUS aku masuk ICU okk...!HAishhh....nauzubillah!Hahhh............scary............scary......scary.............
Aduh....kan jantung ku berdegup laju....macam kata Ain...Nasib baik jantung tak pecah!hehehhee...K Ain...K Ain...analogy dia memang boleh tahan extreme....
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
I hate Back-stabbers!
I have been asked regarding this stupid occurence .Well,suffice to say;I STILL DESPISE HER!FULLSTOP!Oh a few of arguments that I haven't elaborate to show how much of a slut she is ( I gues bitch is not enough! ).People,before you proceed reading more,pls consider the amount of "French" in this entry!So,this entry requires an open mind and a less judgemental attitude that some people tend to have when it comes to err....unpleasant words/tones/llingo - read:CURSES!Pardon my French lah ye...
There are a few things that SLUT said that portrayed the real big F*&king liar she is:
1)She said:Ko tau tak...SEMUA ORG KATA AKU TERLALU BAIK SEBAB MASIH BERKAWAN DGN KAU SEDANGKAN KAU DAH BERCERITA KAT SEMUA ORG DI POLI MACAM2 PASAL AKU!
There are a few things that SLUT said that portrayed the real big F*&king liar she is:
1)She said:Ko tau tak...SEMUA ORG KATA AKU TERLALU BAIK SEBAB MASIH BERKAWAN DGN KAU SEDANGKAN KAU DAH BERCERITA KAT SEMUA ORG DI POLI MACAM2 PASAL AKU!
- The truth:What made she think that I talked about her to her colleagues?What made she think that her life or she herself is one hell of a damn interesting discussion topic to me?She's just an average girl next door . I have always treated her as some regular friends that I started to take seriously.After all,accusing me of such a malicous gossiper is truly so out of this world!I am known to all my dearest friend as:ENGKO NI MEMANG SELLAU KETINGGALAN KAPALTERBANG LAH!What made it more stupid,I don't even remember which is which of my Hubby's officemate!To name a few:Those that I know with respect and value dearly:EN Rashid,Raman,Bani,T-ENG,Pendek.Yg lain,alaahh...yg dtg umah masa Raya arituh...and said...emmm ( wtih...hehe...fish swimming in my head!).And I don't have their phone numbers.You see,my access to those people that surrounded her life is very limited!The wife will only see me when there's a family Day to whom I simply exchange hi's and hello's ,share watever tidbits that I have.And some casual chat over current issues...u know...not the confide-in -you typo!So sapa yg bercerita tentang sapa?
- Yes,I gossip too.But intipati gossip saya sudah pastilah:
- a)Handbag
- b)Kasut
- c)Bila la Annual Leave aku ni nak cukup ni?Aku nak pegi vacation la....tension seh!hoh!
- d)Current Issues
- e)Aha...aku nak masak apa la weekend ni?Eh ada resepi nak buat kek baru ke?pasta baru ke?
- f)tips2 menguruskan badan tapi hampeh tak penah jalan...elok aku gi SlimWorld jek nanti...boleh?
- g)Weeiii.....driving licence...bila dapat nanti,apakah akan berlaku kepada aku on the 1st day aku drive sendiri ke office?
- h)dan angan2 yang bermacam2 dan kekadang sungguh outrageous dan menyebabkan u feel ticklish all over the body!
- Itulah aku.....
2)She said:"Aku nak bagitu kat engkaulah....kalau macam ni lah caranya engkau..aku tak taulah berapa lama kau boleh bertahan!KAU TAK PERCAYA KAN LAKI ENGKAU LANGSUNG!
- Memang patutla dia ni diberikan pangkat Betina la!Eh bodoh!Aku tanya kenapa kau sampai tahap nak jual nama org lain demi bercerita pasal kawan engkau sendiri!Aku rasa minah ni dah biasa sangat bergaduh berebut jantan,which never happened to me!Dia kelihatan sungguh professional dalam memutarkan cerita dan menjerit2 di rumah org sedangkan aku dok menyandar di kerusi!Okayla....ko banyak pengalaman...tapi jgn la sebut nama org!Aku takde trust issue la ngan laki aku,sebab aku tau aku perempuan yang tidak cair dan melelh setiap kali melihat makhluk lelaki.Aku percaya,perempuan yang baik untuk lelaki yang baik!Faham ke tak faham..apa yang tersirat dan tersirat?Bodoh la dia ni
3)I can still recall when I was engaged to my husband,we went for some bowling tournament or was it pegi main bowling beramai-ramai?So ada satu incident yang aku nak cerita....aku nih jenis yang baru belajar bertudung bila aku ngan husband aku berchenta.So I was expecting that minah ni would be a good friend,considering that dia ni bertudung dan PENDIDIK la pulak kan....Tapi apa yang aku tengok,benda terjadi sekelip mata je...sampai aku terdiam!Dalam dok havoc2 main boling,tetiba dia tepuk punggung husband aku.Husband aku punya bengang dia dok jegil mata ke aku,nak marah aku,pasal kot dia ingat aku dah tebiat nak mampus kot buat benda tu!Haiiyyooo...aku kinda...Oh poor me...speechless!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh Shit la kan?Sapa2 kenal laki aku,memang takde la nak buat camtu ( i mean perempuan la...kot sesama jantan tu...URUSSSANNNLAHHHH!!!).So aku bangkitkan pasai benda tu...tau dia kata apa?Eh..Ya Allah...itu spontanlah...ko tau tak spontan?Oh...ok...do I loook like a fool?Baiklah...I'd say that spontaneous acts are results of habit?betul tak????????kalau ko tak biasa...paling2 spontan macam aku la....Dulu masa aku LI,mula2 sekali ada supervisor aku cuba menguit2 jari aku,dan tanpa fikir apa2....aku ambik wrench gedabak dalam aku punya sidepocket dan aku libas kat tanagn dia!Heh...!Nasib baik tak patah!DAn aku dgn selamba kataknya telah berkata:"Aihhh!!!!!!!Sorry...reflex action....sebab kami mindset lam otak kamek mun benda macam tok jadi,kamek mesti react sebab kame sik biasala diraba2!Sik pernah plak bercita2 nak jadi penjual daging hidup!"Oh...ye...aku memang begitu...I wear my hearts on my sleeves!Maksudnya,I am no pretentious bitch!Kalau aku tak suka,ko boleh tau aku tak suka!Dan kalau aku suka...aku sanagta suka...hehehe
So sekarang nih...aku memang tak suka slut ni!Sebab aku anti sikit org yg tak reti appreciate friendship dan who take me for granted!KERANA AKU TIDAK BEGITU!!!!!!!
Hmmm...cukup...?
Monday, March 03, 2008
Which X-Men Are You?
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